이외수님 정겨운 게시판

<table id=cafe_editor_main_table_color bgColor='#ffffff' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=100%><tr><td id=cafe_editor_main_table class=text><P> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><BR></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=650 align=center> <TBODY> <TR> <TD align=middle> <TABLE border=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oisoo.co.kr%2FOisoobbs%2Ffree.gif"><BR><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; border-layout: fixed" border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR height=1> <TD bgColor=#9ba6bf colSpan=2></TD></TR> <TR height=24 bgColor=#bdd2ff> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: tahoma">212797</TD> <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: tahoma" align=right>2010-08-13 오전 5:33:41 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; border-layout: fixed" border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR height=1> <TD bgColor=#9ba6bf colSpan=3></TD></TR> <TR height=24> <TD bgColor=#fafafa width=60 align=middle>글제목</TD> <TD bgColor=#efebef width=1 noWrap> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px" bgColor=#fafafa>초딩퀴즈</TD></TR> <TR height=1> <TD bgColor=#efebef colSpan=3></TD></TR> <TR height=24> <TD bgColor=#fafafa width=60 align=middle>글쓴이</TD> <TD bgColor=#efebef width=1 noWrap> <TD style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px"><A href="mailto:oisoo@chol.com"><U><FONT color=#0000ff>이외수</FONT></U></A> <IMG border=0 align=absMiddle src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oisoo.co.kr%2FOisoobbs%2Fimg%2Fmail.gif"> </TD></TR> <TR height=1> <TD bgColor=#efebef colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; border-layout: fixed" border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD width=50></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 20px; LINE-HEIGHT: 15px; COLOR: #555555; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 15px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">물고기 비늘을 한자와 영어로 합성한 단어는, 어(魚)드레스, 라고 말했다가 문하생들한테 알래스카에서 공수된 늙다리 펭귄 취급 받았습니다. </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1></TD></TR> <TR> <TD style="FONT-FAMILY: tahoma" bgColor=#fafafa height=23>  COMMENT (22)</TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>아고</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">옆집 이씨가 하는 가게는 이(李)마트 임돠.</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (05:51) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>엉뚱한사색</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">푸핫. 어드레스 낄낄낄 전 웃긴데요. 우낍니다</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (06:45) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>소요자</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">문하생 언니&옵하들께서 너무 심하셨군요.<BR>그러는 거 아냐요 뭐. ^^</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (07:49) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>포근인행운</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">문하생 분들이 감이 떨어지는 거예요 선생님 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ<BR>어(魚)드레스 ㅋㅋ 누가 감히 이런 생각을 할 수 있겠어요 ^^<BR>하루 종일 생각하며 웃을 수 있을 것 같아요 ^^</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (08:35) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>우리마누라</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">문하생님들.......알라스카에 펭귄 없는 것으로 알고 있는데요. ^^<BR>어드레스는 깔깔깔 이구요....<BR></TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (09:06) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>잔물결소리</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">낄낄낄.</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (09:07) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>가롤로</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">문하생분들께 당하실만 합니다. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (09:26) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>바풀</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">세네번 읽은후에야 웃었습니다..--;;;;<BR>머리도 맘도 딱딱해진 바풀입니다..</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:06) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>토끼똥</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">전 그 알래스카에서 공수된 늙다리 펭귄취급된 그분을 뵙고 싶을 뿐이고!!</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:11) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>안개꽃</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">ㅠ.ㅜ<BR>한참 영어를 배우기 시작한 초등생에게 "작은 배를 영어로 무엇이라고<BR>하느냐" 고 묻자 큰 배는 '쉽' 이라고 배웠는지라 얼른 생각은 안나고...<BR>그래서 이것저것 조합해서 나온 대답은...."쉽새끼"라고 했다합니다.<BR>이 이야그는 제가 소방안전교육 받을 때 강사가 해 준 말입니다.<BR>엉엉엉....</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:14) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>봄여름가을.겨울</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">제가 듣기로는 자다가 벌떡 일어날 정도로 기발한데요. ㅋㅋㅋ</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:14) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>우리마누라</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">안개꽃님이 말씀하시니 저도 생각하는 것 있어요.<BR><BR>동생에게 돌고래가 영어로 뭐니 하니까? 돌핀....<BR>그럼 고래는?................핀!</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:20) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>별소녀</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">으하하하하하하ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (10:44) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>코코리아</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">선생님 제가 볼땐 문화생님분들 웃음이 짠듯해요..<BR>글쓰는 분들 감성이 많아야 하는데..<BR>잘 안웃던데요..<BR><BR></TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (12:40) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>은영이</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">문하생들의 충성심이 돋보입니다 ㅋ</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (13:09) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>까망올챙이</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">불쌍...엉엉 늙다리 팽귄...좀 썰렁하긴 했어용~^^<BR>물고기의 반대말은? <BR>불고기.</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (14:00) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>어랍쇼</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">제 옷 말입니까?</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (14:42) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>맨날후회</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt"><BR><BR>HEL프 !</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (14:58) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>포근인행운</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">(랍쇼오빠 으하하하하~~ 졸렸는데 완전 홀딱 깼어요 고맙습니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (15:07) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>행복한..광녀</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">두산이에게 어드레스 말했두만,,,저를... 깊은 산속 바야바 보듯 합니다 ;;<BR>이 마트 와 "쉽" 새끼에는 웃네요..헐....@()@</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (18:15) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR> <TABLE bgColor=#e5e5e5> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><FONT color=#555555><B>문하생</B></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">선생님 솔직해서 죄송해요 ㅋㅋ ㅡㅡ;;</TD> <TD width=100 align=right>08/13 (18:48) </TD></TR> <TR> <TD bgColor=#efebef height=1 colSpan=3></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"></P> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"> <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" width=90 align=middle><NOBR>파란토끼</NOBR></TD> <TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; WORD-BREAK: break-all; PADDING-TOP: 5pt">히히히히 어 드레스는 오늘 밤 애들에게 설거지 퀴즈를 내야겠습니다.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV id=_cmt1 class=comment_pos> <DIV id=_cmt_head1 class="id_admin "><SPAN id=_cmt_contents1><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> <DIV id=_cmt1 class=comment_pos> <DIV id=_cmt_head1 class="id_admin "><SPAN class=chk></SPAN><SPAN> <IMG src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafe_image/cf_img2/bbs2/o_level_30.gif" width=13 height=13> <A class="txt_point " [안내]태그제한으로등록되지않습니다-xxonclick="showSideView(this, 'cFJ9rwHg8ps0', '', '\uB2C8\uBE0C'); return false;" href="http://cafe337.daum.net/_c21_/bbs_read?grpid=PktC&mgrpid=&fldid=LdGe&page=1&prev_page=0&firstbbsdepth=&lastbbsdepth=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&contentval=0000Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz&datanum=28&listnum=20#"><FONT color=#0000ff>니브</FONT></A> </SPAN></DIV> <DIV id=_cmt_wrapper1 class="comment
												"><SPAN id=_cmt_contents1>ㅎㅎㅎ 이외수님 홈피에 들어가 인사글은 못 남기지만 얼마나 감성이 풍부한 분인지 ^^</SPAN></SPAN></DIV></DIV></SPAN></DIV></DIV></SPAN></tr></td></table>