By all Means... MARRY!

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By all Means... MARRY!

                                                     
                                                                            
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.              
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.                      
David Bissonette                                                          
                                                                            
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him    
keep her.                                                                  
Sacha Guitry                                                              
                                      

                                    
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just    
can't face each other, but still they stay together.                      
Hemant Joshi                                                              
                                                                            
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a  
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates                            
                                                                            
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.    
Dumas                                                                      
                                                                            
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What    
does a woman want?                                                

Sigmund Freud                                                              
                                                                            
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.        
Anonymous                                                                  
                                                                            
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a  
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and  
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."                                
Henny Youngman                                                            
                                                                            
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."              
Sam Kinison                                                                
              

                                                            
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic  
banking. It's called marriage."                                            
James Holt McGavran                                                        
                                                                            
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the      
second one didn't."                                                        
Patrick Murray                                                            
                                                                            
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming                                
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,                                        
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.                                        
Nash                                      

                                
                                                                            
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it    
once...                                                                    
Anonymous                                                                  
                                                                            
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.                
Henny Youngman                                                            
                                                                            
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.                    
Rodney Dangerfield                                                        
                                                                            
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.            

Milton Berle                                                              
                                                                            
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.                  
Anonymous                                                                  
                                                                            
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he      
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have    
mine."                                                                    
Anonymous                                                                  
                                                                            
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"                                
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."   

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기록으로는, 우리 90회 동기 홈피에서 가장 많이 읽은(공지 사항, 운영자 설명등 모든 것 포함), 또 언제나 다시 읽어도 고개를 끄덕이게 만드는 가장 재미난 글~~~!!!^^
이곳에서도 동서양을 막론하고, 모두들 엄지 손가락을 치켜 올린 NO.1 글 다시 올립니다....!! ㅎㅎㅎ
또한 영어 표현의 독특한 진미를 느끼게 하지요....^^

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명재가 있어 오늘 영어 공부 잘했다~~, 명재가 호주에 있다는 것을 실감한다.
좋은 글이다. ! 굳~~
이런 좋은 글 자주올려라