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25. Renee Zellweger
Did anyone see Bridget Jones’ Diary? One glance at Renee in that Playboy Bunny costume should be enough to realize why she made this list.
24. Jay Leno
Don’t let his massive, crescent-moon shaped face distract you from his terrible monologues. It’s all part of the plan. He’s difficult to look at, and about as funny as ball cancer.
23. Goldie Hawn
Let’s call Goldie “weathered”, to be nice. I assume we’re all in agreement that women with side boobs should not wear such revealing dresses? That said, it takes a brave person to wear a wig made of straw in public.
22. John Heder
John Herder is living proof you can actually breed Barbaro with a Nathan’s Hotdog.
21. Carrot Top
Carrot Top looks like a real life hobgoblin … on steroids … with a perm … but less funny.
20. Howard Stern
You could argue that if we include Howard Stern on the list, we should also include Slash and Joey Ramone. But both of them use their hair as a mask - and sadly, Stern doesn’t. Somehow, someway, Stern is even ugly on radio. Even more shocking, this face is post-plastic surgery.
19. Fergie
Her lovely lady lumps ain’t that lovely, especially when dripping with the crotch-sweat apparent at so many of her concerts. The busted-ass eyebrow ring circa, 1993? Saucy!
18. Tori Spelling
Her father Aaron Spelling has been dead for six months and still is substantially better looking.
17. Clay Aiken
He’s kind of like an ugly duckling that grew up into an uglier version of Martin Short, only with red-hair, and a mouthful of baby teeth. And if he looks like this on the street, imagine how unattractive he is when taking a wide stance in an airport restroom.
16. Star Jones
The surgery can’t remove all the skin that used to hold in her fat. So it ain’t just her shirt that she’s now tucking into her Size 6 jeans. And she looks like the box that Nell Carter gets shipped in.
15. Kirsten Dunst
I guess she’s kinda cute… if you are into trailer park chicks. Or if you have a fetish for super tiny teeth, in which case, you’d probably be better off banging a porpoise. Snaggletooth is much more fit playing the role of a vampire or jack o’lantern rather than a superhero’s girl.
14. Willem Dafoe
He’s great because he starred in The Boondock Saints. But not that great, because he starred as the cross dressing gay cop in The Boondock Saints. And looked more like a woman than I do most days.
13. Brigette Nielson
Nothing will get you on a list quicker then a pair of veiny porcelain beach balls. She’s so ugly that Mark Gastineau used to make her wear his helmet - backwards - when he banged her. And it only got worse as Flavor Flav’s clock slapped off her face repeatedly.
12. Sarah Jessica Parker
The demonspawn of the toll-collecting ogre and the wicked witch of the west, our favorite Sarah Jessica Parker role was when she played Dee Snyder in Twisted Sister for all those years.
11. Flavor Flav
“A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess,
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest,
Flavor in da house by Chuck-D’s side,
with a face that looks like I was trapped in my mom’s birth canal for about 27 seconds too long….”
10. Steve Buscemi
He was Ugly in Reservoir Dogs. He was Ugly in Fargo. And more recently, he was Ugly in The Sopranos. The guy is good.
9. Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson went from giving kids wet dreams to dishing out nightmares with her new “Howard the Duck” look.
8. Amy Winehouse
Sure, she’s young, and thin, and trendy…. And by “trendy” we mean “a heroin-addicted, hepatitis-infested skeleton.”
7. Tim Burton
The ratlike grin says “Who stole my cheese?” and the hair says “Yes, it’s pubic!” Couple those with a scorching case of halitosis, and you’ve got a goddamned trifecta! Only someone this repugnant could develop a story as dark and deeply emotive as Edward Scissorhands.
6. Lyle Lovett
Behold! It’s Lyle, the probiscis monkey!
5. Kelly Osbourne
Kind of like The Cure’s Robert Smith, but with a vagina.
4. Perez Hilton
There’s nothing like a bitchy queen with absolutely no sense of style and a connection to the internet. Give me a tweezer, some clippers and a gag, and he’ll be as good as new. Love the gingivitis!
3. Michael Moore
Nobody likes a fat kid. And even less people like a fat kid who shoves their politics down everyone else’s throat. Hasn’t this portly gadfly made enough money to buy himself a gastric-bypass and a nice Schick Quattro by now? Less Moore, please.
2. Michael Jackson
On Halloween at the Neverland Ranch, the pre-teens strewn across his bed were the treats and Michael’s face was the trick.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.
1. Courtney Love
What in the world did Kurt ever see in this hag? She just needs someone to take her in, feed her, shower her, and buy her some Summer’s Eve.
문제되는 게시물이라면 지울께요...
르네랑 켈리오스본은 이쁜얼굴아닌가요?
켈리도살빼면 이쁜얼굴인거돠;;
키키 개성있는페이스지 예쁜얼굴은 아닌것같아요.
2222222 솔직히 예쁜건.... -_-;;;
3 예쁘다고 생각한 적 없긔
예쁘진 않더라도 못생기진 않았는데;;
맞아요 예쁘진 않더라도 못생기진 않았는데..
르네 젤위거는 왜 저기에????????????
난 르네 밉다고 생각한적 한번도 없는데; 밑에 있는 말이 더 거슬린다긔; 배역때문에 그렇게한건데 참나;
커트니, 스티브 부세미, 마이클잭슨, 마이클 무어, 팀 버튼 다 사랑해!!!!!
요새 우리 클레이가 좀 후덕해졌기로서니....-_-;;;;; 공감 안가. 클레이 빼라규!!!
SJP랑 르네 동감 못함! 르네도 브리짓에서 예뻐보일때 많았고, 사라는 섹스앤더시티에서 진짜 예쁘다고 생각한적 많았는데ㅡㅡ
에이미 와인하우스도 은근 미인 아니냐긔!!!!!!!
대부분 동감..
골디혼이랑 르네 진짜 이해안가긔~완전 ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ 의 미모라구
르네 이쁜데.. 왜 일위그~?
골디혼이 얼마나 예뻣는데 , 인형같이 예뻣는데 너무한다..지금의 헤더그레이엄정도로
다들 사진이 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ클레이는왜저사진..
클레이는 지금은 캐훈남 아닌가염;;;;; 에이미 와인하우스는.... 동감... 무서움 ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
커트니 영상으로 보면엄청예쁜데?
키키 이쁜건 아니지만 못 생긴것도 아니라고 생각했는데 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 왜왜왜왜 ㅠㅠ 아 러브리 페이스라궁. 적어도 나한텐.ㅋㅋㅋ
키키는 정말 왜 저기 있냐긔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 이해불가능이라긔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
클레이가 요즘 후덕해지긴했지만 저기 들어갈 정도는 아니라규 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
부세미아저씨가 왜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!왜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
구니까요ㅜㅜ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
나폴레옹 다이나마이트 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 그래도 귀여웠다규 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아니 클레이에이킨잉 ㅙ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
골디혼 젊었을때 진짜 최강이었는데..........................................................
키키이쁜데 브링잇온,스파이더맨에서 정말 이쁘다긔 ㅋㅋ 암튼 미는 주관적이니까요 ㅋㅋ
클레이 !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 인정못해! 11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
키키 왜 거기 끼어있3333 나오삼~~~~~~~~~~~~~
퍼기가 왜-_-;?엄청 이쁘고 매력있다구요ㅠㅠ!!!!!!!!!!!!
골디혼 젊었을때 최강이였는데...................................................................................... 딴건 다 공감ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ솔직히 르네젤위거랑 키얼스틴은 못생겼긔
다 공감하는건 나뿐인가보다... 매력과의 별개의 문제들.
22222222222222다 공감.. 매력과는 별개의 문제
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패리스 1위일꺼라 생각했는데...순위에 없넹....
대체기준이뭐지?????? 그리고 대체 이런건 왜 순위를메기는건데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
근데 캐리빵쇼 저사진은 좀 심히 못나왔다긔.......
오...키얼스틴이랑 캐리브래드쇼 인기있는거 진짜 이해안갔는데 저런 시각도 있군요..ㅋㅋ
키키랑 사라 제시카 파커 솔직히 얼굴은 볼때마다 진짜 안 예쁘다는 생각 듬... 걍 스타일하고 몸이 예쁜듯
퍼기 진짜 이쁘거든??????????????????????
골디혼은 빼라!! 나이 육십먹은 여자 저정도면 끝내주지 참...
르네는 요즘에야 살쪄서 그렇지 제리 맥과이어때 수수하게 이뻤는데..ㅠㅠ
난 키얼스틴 이쁘다고 생각했는데.ㄷㄷㄷ 클레이도 그렇고 ㅋㅋ 멋지다고 생각했느데
퍼기가 왜.ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ매력덩어리 언닌데,ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
골디혼이랑 커스틴던스트는 글쎄..글고 커트니러브도 예전엔 이쁘지않았음??
르네는 예쁜데