원숭이의 착각

>사랑혀요<   <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F16000%2F20070506117838059460657300.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F16000%2F20070506117838059460657300.gif">   시골에서 혼자 사는 달봉이 애완용으로 원숭이 한마리를 샀는데 뭐든지 시키는 일을 척척 잘도 했더라. <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F15000%2F20070204117056054285996000.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F15000%2F20070204117056054285996000.gif"> 여름날 ㅡ 저녁, 후덥지근한 날씨에 시달리다 시원한 냇가로 나가 옷을 벗어 던지고 데리고 온 원숭이에게 등을 밀어 달라고 했는데 원숭이는 엎드린 달봉이를 바로 눕히더니 앞가슴을 밀어 대는것이 아닌가! "야 ! ㅡ 등밀어 달라니까?" 그러나 원숭이는 또 달봉이를 바로 눕히고 앞가슴을 박박 밀어 댔다. "야! 시발노무시키야! 등을 밀란말이야, 등을!!" 화가난 달봉이 원숭이의 머리를 사정없이 쥐어박고 냇물속으로 풍덩 들어가 버렸다. <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F16000%2F20070506117838059460657300.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fphotoimg.enjoyjapan.naver.com%2Fview%2Fenjoybbs%2Fviewphoto%2Fppet%2F16000%2F20070506117838059460657300.gif"> 머리통을 어루만지며 눈물을 찔끔거리던 원숭이 물속 달봉이를 째려보며 하는말... <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> <IMG src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.chosun.com%2Fweb_file%2Fblog%2F260%2F760%2F2%2F030825_01%2525255B1%2525255D-hmc2708.gif"> "우쒸!!꼬리달린 쪽이 등 맞는디- - - 꼬리도 쬐만한게..., <EMBED style="LEFT: 20px; WIDTH: 300px; TOP: 401px; HEIGHT: 45px" src=http://cfs7.blog.daum.net/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=MDlSOHBAZnM3LmJsb2cuZGF1bS5uZXQ6L0lNQUdFLzE1LzE1ODQubXAz&filename=1584.mp3&filename=flower.mp3 width=300 height=45 type=octet-stream showpositioncontrols="1" volume="0" loop="-1" autostart="flase" AllowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'> <xSCRIPT language=xxjavascript type=text/xxjavascript> //<![CDATA[ function showList(curObj, targetObj){ var listUL = document.getElementById(targetObj); if(listUL.style.display == 'none'){ listUL.style.display = 'block'; } else { listUL.style.display = 'none'; } } function getExtImg(ext) { switch(ext) { case "doc": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_word_s.gif"; case "xls": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_xls_s.gif"; case "ppt": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_ppt_s.gif"; case "pdf": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_pdf_s.gif"; case "txt": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_txt_s.gif"; case "hwp": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_hwp_s.gif"; case "jpg": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_jpg_s.gif"; case "gif": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_gif_s.gif"; case "png": case "bmp": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_png_s.gif"; case "zip": case "alz": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_zip_s.gif"; case "mp3": case "wav": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_mp3_s.gif"; case "avi": case "mpeg": case "wmv": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_movie_s.gif"; case "swf": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_swf_s.gif"; case "html": return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_html_s.gif"; default: return "http://cafeimg.daum-img.net/cf_img2/bbs2/p_etc_s.gif"; } } function setFileTypeImg(filename, idx) { var firstpos = filename.lastIndexOf('.') var ext = ''; if (firstpos != -1) { ext = filename.substring(firstpos + 1); ext = ext.toLowerCase(); } var imgUrl = getExtImg(ext); document.getElementById('fileExt' + idx).style.backgroundImage = 'url(' + imgUrl + ')'; } //]]> </xSCRIPT>