일본 나리다 공항에서의 에피소드 1

여기는 일본 나리다 공항....   청명한 하늘에 더운 습한 열기가 얼굴에 엄습해왔슴다. 앞사람 꽁무니만 따라 가노라니 대기석에 길게 늘어서있는 s자 모양의 사람들이 서있었슴다. 입국심사때 적는 용지 있잖아요? 뒷면의 글자가 너무 깨알같아서 저는 잘 안보이더라구요... 요즈음 노안이 왔거든요. 안경을 안맞추고 버티다가 큰일 당할뻔 했지요... 그당시도 작은 글자가 안보여 대충 뒷면의 체크란을 그냥 보지도 않고 예, 아니요 중에 예(Y)하면 무조건(?) 좋은줄 알고 다섯개 항목 란에 그냥 일사천리로 Y로 체크했잖아요..?   제 순서가 되어 심사대에 나는 서있는데 사가지 없이 그 일본 머스마는 앉아서 저를 뻔히 쳐다보는거에요.. 저는 첨에 왜 그러나 했어요... 그랬더니 제 인상은 험악하지 않았는지 그 일본 머스마가 웃으면서 손가락으로 해당항목을 가리키며 일본어로 뭐라하는데 "범죄"라는 단어가 귀에 들어오는 거예요. 그 문항이 다시 생각해보니 죄 지은거 있느냐,...했는데 저는 아무생각없이 "예"했으니 그녀석이 태클걸수 밖에요...   "no.... I`m not crimer....I`m salaried man . 1 can`t see this paper...."하며 난 당황한채 손을 살래 살래 흔들면서 아니요..!"그랬더니 그 작자가 수정테이프로 지우고 질문항목 다섯개 모두를 다시 "N"으로 수정했다는거 아닙니까.. 하마터면 입국심사대에서 이름모를 곳으로 끌려갈뻔 했습니다. ㅎ ㅎ ㅎ  역쉬 여행은 자주 다녀봐야 하겠더라구요...     <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/23664A4C529890A030" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_23664A4C529890A030A981"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2126B14C529890A01D" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_2126B14C529890A01DE501"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/26430B4C529890A214" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_26430B4C529890A214EAB7"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/256D5F4C529890A32F" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_256D5F4C529890A32F92EF"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/227F654C529890A529" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_227F654C529890A5291C4E"/>                                                      일본 천황이사는 곳... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/267CE24C529890A62A" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_267CE24C529890A62ABCF2"/>  도쿄타워에 올라서 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2133C04C529890A619" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_2133C04C529890A61936F3"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/217D064C529890A701" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_217D064C529890A701AE16"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/266D8E4C529890A705" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_266D8E4C529890A705ECBC"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24478A49529890A70B" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_24478A49529890A70BDE6A"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/224CDE49529890A709" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_224CDE49529890A709F0A3"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/23401649529890A80D" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_23401649529890A80DE3BF"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/26557449529890A806" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_26557449529890A806BAC0"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24751149529890AA20" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_24751149529890AA203003"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/235B1F49529890AA04" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_235B1F49529890AA048F27"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21744049529890AA23" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_21744049529890AA23B4E7"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/274BF749529890AA30" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_274BF749529890AA308177"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/255BBD49529890AB04" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_255BBD49529890AB04A63B"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/223A1449529890AC10" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_223A1449529890AC105315"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/265EBA49529890AD03" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_265EBA49529890AD034343"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2523C349529890AE16" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2523C349529890AE16BEE8"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2245584C529890AF39" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_2245584C529890AF39681C"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2674D14C529890B02B" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2674D14C529890B02B86F6"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/221EFD4C529890B31F" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_221EFD4C529890B31FB0A7"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/27678E4C529890B308" class="txc-image" width="480" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="480" id="A_27678E4C529890B308711E"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/210E084C529890B425" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_210E084C529890B42541DE"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2765FE4C529890B409" class="txc-image" width="800" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="800" id="A_2765FE4C529890B409F372"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/25639A4C529890B60A" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_25639A4C529890B60A9B9B"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/225D6F4B529890B703" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_225D6F4B529890B703BC02"/>   <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21468C4B529890B936" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_21468C4B529890B936AF39"/>