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<p><font size="2">Some of you probably heard of this joke, but here goes anyway. It's for a little
chuckle. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Have a great day!</font></p>
<p><font size="2">cafemia</font></p>
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<p><font size="2">Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, reading </font></p>
<p><font size="2">"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!" </font></p>
<p><font size="2">He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" </font></p>
<p><font size="2">His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door." </font></p>
<p><font size="2">Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" </font></p>
<p><font size="2">His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you yelled, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm a married
man'!" </font></p>
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I envy those who can maintain their sound judgement even under the state of dead drunkenness like Marty. Thanks, cafemia, for making me chuckling with joy.
Hi cafemia, Not to miss any single word of your humor I read very carefully. because i'm quite slow and dull to pick up joking. No wonder I had to read twice and finally got it. hhh.. Thanks for your endless effort making bone-head memeber like me pleasant. bye~
Thanks a lot. Cafemia !! It is one of the most instructive jokes I ever heard of and I really enjoyed it. I wish I had yelld 'Lady,leave me alone,I am a married man." under the same situation. Years ago,I used to come home deadly drunk like that once in a blue moon.
As Smiley said, I'm also very slow to understand that kind of jokes and to be honest, I understand the story and situation but I don't understand why it's a joke and what happened to his wife and so on :( I need some help!
Dear Anne0225: Like, you mean, there is a painful side to this story; I guess you thought of the poor wife who cleaned up the mess. If that's what you meant, you sure threw a bucket of ice water on this joke. Maybe the husband should have gotten it. Anyway, thanks for sharing your thought.
I think I have to apologize if I threw ICE water on the joke. You really threw ice water on me, too. How embarrassed I am! I just wanted to know the meaning of the joke, cause I'm very slow at those jokes, and take part in this wonderful conversation. Now I know I must shut up& I made a mistake
Oh my goodness, Anne. Shutting up is in the opposite end of what we/I want. All opinions and thoughts are welcome here. I CERTAINLY value your thoughts. Sorry anne0225, if I hurt your feelings. Sometimes wrtings alone do not quite communicate what we wish to express.
첫댓글 cafemia! I have never heard it before. I chuckled a lot with joy after reading this interesting joke.
I envy those who can maintain their sound judgement even under the state of dead drunkenness like Marty. Thanks, cafemia, for making me chuckling with joy.
Hi cafemia, Not to miss any single word of your humor I read very carefully. because i'm quite slow and dull to pick up joking. No wonder I had to read twice and finally got it. hhh.. Thanks for your endless effort making bone-head memeber like me pleasant. bye~
He must be a nice husband excpet that he is a heavy drinker^^ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Thanks a lot. Cafemia !! It is one of the most instructive jokes I ever heard of and I really enjoyed it. I wish I had yelld 'Lady,leave me alone,I am a married man." under the same situation. Years ago,I used to come home deadly drunk like that once in a blue moon.
As Smiley said, I'm also very slow to understand that kind of jokes and to be honest, I understand the story and situation but I don't understand why it's a joke and what happened to his wife and so on :( I need some help!
Dear Anne0225: Like, you mean, there is a painful side to this story; I guess you thought of the poor wife who cleaned up the mess. If that's what you meant, you sure threw a bucket of ice water on this joke. Maybe the husband should have gotten it. Anyway, thanks for sharing your thought.
I think I have to apologize if I threw ICE water on the joke. You really threw ice water on me, too. How embarrassed I am! I just wanted to know the meaning of the joke, cause I'm very slow at those jokes, and take part in this wonderful conversation. Now I know I must shut up& I made a mistake
Oh my goodness, Anne. Shutting up is in the opposite end of what we/I want. All opinions and thoughts are welcome here. I CERTAINLY value your thoughts. Sorry anne0225, if I hurt your feelings. Sometimes wrtings alone do not quite communicate what we wish to express.