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<p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size26"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">요즘에 남자들의 술법</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size23"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;"><br></span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">동전좀 빌려 주실래요</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*뭐하시게요?</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..*"</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">어머니께 전화해서 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">꿈에 그리던 여인을 만났노라고 말하게요</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">"..</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> </b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">응급처치 할 줄아세요</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*왜요?</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..*</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">당신이 제 심장을 멎게 하거든요</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">!!..</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> </b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">길좀 알려 주시겠어요</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">?</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*어디요?</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남.."</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">당신 마음으로 가는 길이요</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">"..</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><span style="background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> <br></b></span></span></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1SMly/3f339564f53a8a0369a098f82306fe39167d2ad2" class="txc-image" width="400" height="400" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1SMly/3f339564f53a8a0369a098f82306fe39167d2ad2" data-origin-width="600" data-origin-height="600"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">당신이 내 눈의 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">눈물이라면 절대로 울지 않을 겁니다</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*???</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..*"</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">당신을 잃을까 두려 우니까요</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">"..</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> </b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">당신에게 지금 </span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">입고있는 셔츠 상표 봐도 되냐고 묻고 싶어요</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*왜요?</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..*"</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">천사표</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">"</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">인가 볼려고요 </span><span style="color: #0900ff;">*^^*</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> </b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #ff0000;">남</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">..*</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">당신은 나로 하여금 </span><span style="color: #ff0000;">"</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">피곤하시겠어요</span><span style="color: #ff0000;">"..</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b>여..*왜요?</b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #0900ff;">남</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..*"</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">하루종일 제 머리에서 돌아다니니까요</span><span style="color: #0900ff;">..</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b> </b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #030066;">****</span><span style="color: #030066;">만약 내가 알파벳을 다시 만든다면</span><span style="color: #030066;">..***</span></b></span><br><span style="color: #333333; background-color: #9feec3; font-family: 'Noto Serif KR';" data-ke-size="size20"><b><span style="color: #030066;">당신의</span><span style="color: #030066;">(u)</span><span style="color: #030066;">와 나의 </span><span style="color: #030066;">(i)</span><span style="color: #030066;">를 함께 놓겠어요</span><span style="color: #030066;">***..</span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
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