정주고 내가 우네..평행선.

[vintage]

Wife; heney can U please help me cleaning the garden?
husband; do I look like a gardener?
(아내; 나좀 도와서 정원청소 좀 해줄래?
남편; 내가 정원사로 보이나?) 

wife; Sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door?
husband; Do I liik like a carpenter?
아내(미안 자기..좋아 그러면 목욕실 문좀 고쳐 줄래?
남편/ 니는 내가 목수로 보이나?)

Then De hosban d walks out,
After coming from where he went,
He found the garden clean and the door fixed.
(그러고는 남편은 일하러 나갔다.
돌아와서 보니 정원도, 화장실 문도 고쳐져 있었다.)

Husband; I knew my wife u can do this
all by youeself.
Wife; its not Me.
Husband; who then?
Wife; johe our neighbour.
(남편; 나는 당신이 내가 없어도 스스로 잘 고칠줄
알고 있었어'
아내/이건 내가 한게 아닌데...
남편;그럼 누가?
아내; 옆집 우리 이웃  죤 아저씨 쥥~^^.)


Husband; How much did U paid him?
Wife; No meney, he hust 2 options,
Bread, or Sex.
(남편; 그러면  얼마를 준거야?
아내; 아냐 돈을 주지는 않았어
그는 내게 2가지 조건을 내 밀었어
빵 아니면 색스..)


Husband; Hope U gave him brerad,
Wife;Do I look like baker?
(남편; 나는 당신이 빵를 주었을 거라고 봐..
아내; 니는 내가 제빵사로 보이나? )

Husbans Failted.
(남편 기절..)