지금 이순간, Loving you.

[vintage]

A woman placed an AD in the local newspaper.
 that reads; looking for a man with three qualifications;

Won't beat me up,

Won't run away from me,

and is grest in bed.

Two days later her doorbell rings.
"Hi I'm tim. I have no arms so I won't beat you, 
and no legs so I won't run away."
What makes you think you are great in bed?
the woman retoris.

tim replies, "I ' rang the doorbell,
didn't I??"

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한 여자가 지역 신문에 구인 광고를 냈습니다.
 세 가지 조건을 갖춘 남자를 찾는다는 내용이었죠.

나를 때리지 않을 남자,
나에게서 도망치지 않을 남자,
그리고 잠자리가 훌륭한 남자.

이틀 후, 그녀의 집 초인종이 울렸습니다.
"안녕하세요, 저는 팀입니다
. 팔이 없어서 당신을 때릴 순 없고,
 다리가 없어서 도망칠 수도 없어요."

"당신이 잠자리가 훌륭하다고 생각하는 이유가 뭐죠?"
여자가 되물었습니다.

팀이 대답했습니다.
 "제가 초인종을 눌렀잖아요,
안 그랬어요?"

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* 그는 팔다리는 없으나 거시기가 대빵 길어서,,
그걸로 도어벨을ㅇ 눌렀던..