Agua... , Ran kan kan.

[vintage]

One morning, a wife was cooking breafast,
 as she began cooking the eggs,
her husband come into the kitchen yelling, 
Oh , no, Og . no.
Don't burn them! Be careful,
You're going to burn them! Easy,Easy..
Flip them gently, oh np!


Oh god!  salt them salt them.
you always forget to salt them!

Flip the, flip them! Now oh god!
Salt salt salt!! confused.

The wife asks her husband,

"When on earth is wrong with you?"

Her hauband replies,
 "Well now you know what

 it's like listening to you when I Drive,

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어느 날 아침, 아내가 아침 식사를 준비하고 있었습니다. 
계란을 삶기 시작했을 때,
남편이 부엌으로 들어와 소리쳤습니다. 
"안 돼, 안 돼! 안 돼!"

"태우지 마! 조심해, 탈 거야! 살살, 살살!"

"살살 뒤집어, 괜찮아!"

"맙소사! 소금 넣어! 소금 넣어!"

"당신은 항상 소금 넣는 걸 잊어버려!"

"뒤집어, 뒤집어! 지금 당장, 맙소사!"
"소금, 소금, 소금!" 아내는 어리둥절했습니다.

아내가 남편에게 물었습니다.
"도대체 당신은 왜 이럴까요?"

남편이 대답했습니다. 
"이제 내가 운전할 때 당신 말투가 어떤 건지 알겠지?"