Re:노엘이 개 구출한 기사

[Peppermint]

노엘이 런던 집 근처 수퍼마켓 밖에 묶여있던 검은색 래브라도를 두 명의 괴한이 훔쳐가려는 걸 목격했다고 합니다. 그는 007 영화 "나를 사랑한 스파이"에 본드걸로 출연했던 캐롤린 먼로(58세)가 그 개를 데리고 산책하는 걸 본 적이 있었기 때문에, 그 개를 알아보고 도둑들에게 소리를 지르며 위협을 했고, 도둑들은 줄행랑을 쳤다고 하네요.

개 주인이 그 사실을 알고 고마워서 어쩔 줄을 몰랐다고 합니다. 목격자들은 후드티를 입은 그 도둑들이 칼을 들고 있었을 수도 있었지만 노엘은 전혀 개의치 않고 그들을 상대했고 매우 용감한 행동이었다고 증언했답니다.

(밑에 원문기사는 유치한 말장난이 너무 많아서 직역하기가 매우 곤란함ㅋㅋ 그냥 요약해 드립니다)
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We never had Noel Gallagher down as a Bond figure, but he scared the Living Daylights out of a gang of wannabe dognappers.

The Oasis star stepped in when he saw the lads, who wore hoodies, trying to steal a black labrador belonging to a former Bond Girl.

Noel gave them a right ear-bashing and threatened to take them all on leaving them shaken and stirred. Give the man a Dog Licence to Kill!

Noel, 41, was near his s2.5million mansion in central London when he saw the youths trying to nab a dog tied up outside a supermarket.

Having seen the pedigree pooch going walkies with owner Caroline Munro, 58 buxom star of The Spy Who Loved Me he barked at the thieves. The gang fled instantly, with their tails between their legs.

A neighbour tells us: Noel was so brave the blokes could have been carrying knives but he just didnt care.

Hes a tough bloke and he doesnt like people taking what isnt theirs.

So he tackled them and they quickly did one.

The lucky lab was then reunited with Caroline who played ill-fated helicopter pilot Naomi in the 1977 Bond movie. She showered Noel with thanks after the incident, earlier this month.

We hear: The dog is the cutest little thing and wears a red neckerchief.

Caroline takes him everywhere even to the pub.

So she was ever so grateful for what Noel did. Shed have been devastated to lose him.

It is not the first time that Bond-fan Noel has tried to muscle in on the fictional spys patch.

At the Electric Proms in Londons Camden, Noel told Daniel Craig: Get me the next James Bond theme tune, instead of dopey Americans.

He could do a new version of Wonderwall Thunderwall, anyone?

Source: www.mirror.co.uk

[푄티B]

쩐다쩔어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 노엘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ핰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ미치게쎀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ머시따...그래...머시써

[참치마요]

내 개를 훔쳐가려고 했어도 저랬을까......... 왜 괜히 씁쓸해지지... 하........ 근데 소리지르는거 상상된다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[프징]

도둑이 노엘을알ㄴ앋본듯 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Peppermint]

황회장 코너 생각나네요. "내가 얼마나 인기가 많나하면 말이지. 도둑이 나를 알아보고! 바로 도망을 가더라니까"ㅋ

[그루잠]

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[푄티B]

푸하하핳ㅎ흐ㅏ흐핰ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ황회장ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[호롤로]

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[아싸리아싸]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ황회장!!!!!!!! 황현희 좋아하는 코미디언중 하나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 진짜 치프와 같은 사연이네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[달링]

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[Lennon Gallagher]

초인 노엘 갤러거!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[그루잠]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아유 형님 대단하셔요 ㅎㅎ 근데 왜 개를 훔쳐가고 그런담;;

[바람의 전학생]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ규여운 뉄

[자공진]

이...이런 거였군요 ㅎㅎㅎ 그런데 차라리 사람을 납치하지 왜 개를 훔쳐가나요;; 노엘을 상대하기엔 너무 머리가 나쁜 불량배들이었던 듯...

[whatever_]

그게 더 위험한듯 ;;

[잠시이응]

소리지르면서 달려나가는 노엘을 상상했어요 ㅋㅋㅋ 그 때문에 쫄거나 팬이라서 도망가는 도둑들 ㅋㅋㅋ

[아리아리랑]

아 노엘형님 진짜 멋진 분이시네요 ㅠ

[노엘로엘]

멋있으셔..ㅎ

[아나이스]

멋있는데 왜이리 웃음이나죠 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[LEAH]

멋있는거같은데 왜 웃기지..ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[앵디벨]

멋지네요 ㅠㅠㅠ

[춘풍]

갉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[붉은 노엘]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 우왕ㅋ굳ㅋ!!!!!!!

[Chucky]

아나 ㅋㅋㅋ 이런 정의로운 모습은 노엘이랑 안어울리지만 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ머시따 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[아디나이스]

앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ미치겠닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ