<br>
<br>
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
<br>
<br>
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors/rows out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
<br>
<br>
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
<br>
<br>
"Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
<br>
<br>
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
<br>
<br>
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
<br>
<br>
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take/sue you in/for fishing in a non-fishing area (and write you up)."
<br>
<br>
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
<br>
<br>
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
<br>
<br>
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
<br>
<br>
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
<br>
<br>
You need more laugh?
<br>
Sweet dream, buddies!!
<br>
<!-- -->
Phu Ha ha..! He ha ha...Excellent! All of a sudden, I couldn't help bursting into LAUGHTER...She is, i believe, the very humorist / killer of stubborn regulations.Thanks for making me Happy..with the picture of totally frozen guy by her remarks-you have all the equip..
첫댓글 hhh... funny ...Thanks for your consecutive jokes.^@^
Phu Ha ha..! He ha ha...Excellent! All of a sudden, I couldn't help bursting into LAUGHTER...She is, i believe, the very humorist / killer of stubborn regulations.Thanks for making me Happy..with the picture of totally frozen guy by her remarks-you have all the equip..
Very funny. Thank you for your joke.