주한미군이 쓴 글입니다..

** You know you've been in Korea too long if : ** 1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner 2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE 3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you 4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors 5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg."openning") 6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly 7. You say “o-rai, o-rai” when your helping your buddy back up his car. → 8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in school combined. 9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast 10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy 11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store. 12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt. 13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. G.O.D.) 14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold 15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason 16. You bow to all of your white friends 17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota 18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings 19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator 20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok 21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched clothes and anklets 22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon 23. Whenever you are surprised you say "ai-go" 24. You are honked at and you call the driver a "babo seki ya" 25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size 26. You understand what they're trying to sell through the loudspeaker in that truck that drives by your house every morning. 27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth when a shopkeeper offers you their "best price" 28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode 29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are "good" 30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar 31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway 32. You don't even notice the captions when watching an American movie 33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those ""bbon-dae-gi"" 34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds 35. You've eaten pig's feet 36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts. 37. You can pronounce "hyundai" correctly 38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't play the radio out loud back in the States. 39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the States 40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall. 41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair 42. You hear someone release gas and you say, "Who bang-goo'ed?" 43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of "coffees" 44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor 45. You have started snapping your gum in public 46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads 47. You refer to your POV as your "my car" 48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and running into a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie 49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into his new "apar-t," yet 50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mansion 51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, "No sweat-ee da" 52. Your favorite exclamation is "Ai-go jook get da"