My Name Is

[veritas]

Artist: Eminem
Album: Slim Shady LP
Song: My Name Is

* this is the UNEDITED album version; MTV's video is different

Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Chorus

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Chorus


갑자기 오늘, 이 철지난 에미넴의 뇌까리는 토씨 하나하나가
이렇게 꽂히듯 와닿는 이유는-_-;단지,
"I just drank a fifth of vodka"-_-;;주종을 바꾼탓일까.

내일 제정신으로 시험을 마무리하려면 아무래도 필요할텐데,
끄트머릴 찾을수가 없고-_-;;;이놈의 동네는 24시간 되는건 다 쓸모없는 것들이다.
케겍ㅡ0ㅜ

아차. vodka는 러시아어의 "물"이라는 말과 어원이 같다지. 아마-0-;;

[엑스맨]

주정뱅이 가트니라고....뷁번째 보드카는 나와 함께! -0-;;;

[고구마]

아....영어는 넘넘 어려버...ㅡ,.ㅡ 살은 못빼고 오구 코 빨개져서 올거같네...걱정이다 베리얌...셤 잘봐라!!

[꽃사슴연두]

설오면...베란다에 숨겨논 **주 함께 먹자~

[땅게라살사모야]

셤 잘봐^^.......너 간후론..술은 3잔 이상 못마셔본듯...ㅎㅎ

[veritas]

컥-0-; 고, 고구마오빠'도' 일케 살을 증오하는지 몰랐넹-0-;; 그런거갖다 걱정씩이나 한다니, 꼬옥-0-빼서 가리다...라고 말하고프나-0-;;술의 열량이란...ㅜ.ㅠ

[하늘두리]

그래두......영어는 실타.........................이궁...히히...

[일휘]

물의 어원과 같다는 말은 어디선가 들은듯하이...하여튼 오늘은 시험이겠군. 잘.봐.바!! 답은 문제안에...-0-;;

[연.(yeon)]

보고프다~~언제오나??