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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT size=6><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG>알몸으로 뛰는 이유 <BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#002266><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">그런데 밖에 남편의 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">차가 들어오는 소리를 듣자 여자는 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">황급한 목소리로 애인에게 말했다.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">여자 : 서둘러요! </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">남편이 오고 있어요. </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">빨리 창밖으로 나가세요</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266>애인 </FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266>:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></U></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></A></SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266> 뭐? <BR>밖에 비가 저렇게 쏟아지는데 어떻게 나가? <BR>여자 : 남편이 우릴 보면 둘다 죽일거에요! </FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#002266><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">옷가지를 주워들로 창 밖으로 뛰어 내렸다.</SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#002266><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">마침 밖에서는 시민 마라톤 대회가 열리고 있었고, </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">엉겹결에 남자는 그들과 함께 달리기 시작했다</SPAN>. <BR><BR></FONT>
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<P align=center><BR><FONT color=#002266><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">그러자 옆에서 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">뛰고 있던 노인이 남자에게 말했다 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">노인 : 젊은</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><A class=tx-link href="http://cafe.daum.net/hongbae" target=_blank><U><FONT color=#002266>이</FONT></U></A></SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266>는 항상 그렇게 다 벗고 뛰오? <BR>애인 : 예~ 벗고 뛰는게 편해서요. </FONT></P>
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<P align=center><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266>노인 : 그 옷가지들도 들고? <BR>애인 : 예. 그래야 다 뛰고 난 다음에 옷을 입죠 <BR>노인 : 그럼 그 콘돔도 항상 끼고 뛰오? <BR>그러자 남자가 씨익 웃으며 하는 말</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><A class=tx-link href="http://cafe.daum.net/hongbae" target=_blank><U><FONT color=#002266>..</FONT></U></A></SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#002266> </FONT></P>
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