★ 목사님과 스님

<EMBED hidden="true" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/125350104B9F546D01" type="video/x-ms-asf" wmode="transparent" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'> <TABLE width="100%"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top> <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; FONT-FAMILY: 굴림, 굴림체, Gulim, Baekmuk Dotum, Undotum, Apple Gothic, Latin font, sans-serif"> <DIV> <DIV class=tx-hanmail-content-wrapper style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 돋움; COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.5; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; browser: msie"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" mouseX="192" mouseY="10"><STRONG>목사님과 스님 <BR></STRONG></P> <CENTER><STRONG><FONT color=#01523d size=4 face=Times> <TABLE title=“♡언제나건강하고행복하세요...우암산♡“ borderColor=maroon cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=1 width=560 align=center background=http://www.alexmercatanti.com/_themes/canvas/cnvbkgnd.jpg border=18 mouseX="617" mouseY="4226"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD mouseX="608" mouseY="4217"> <DIV class=txc-textbox style="BORDER-TOP: #79a5e4 3px double; BORDER-RIGHT: #79a5e4 3px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: #79a5e4 3px double; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; PADDING-TOP: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; BORDER-LEFT: #79a5e4 1px double; PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #dbe8fb"> <DIV class=txc-textbox style="BORDER-TOP: #fe8943 3px double; BORDER-RIGHT: #fe8943 1px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: #fe8943 3px double; PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; PADDING-TOP: 10px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; BORDER-LEFT: #fe8943 3px double; PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fedec7"> <DIV class=txc-textbox style="BORDER-TOP: #9fd331 1px double; BORDER-RIGHT: #9fd331 1px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: #9fd331 1px double; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; PADDING-TOP: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 1px; BORDER-LEFT: #9fd331 1px double; PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e7fdb5" mouseX="582" mouseY="4191"><IMG style="BORDER-TOP: green 4px double; BORDER-RIGHT: green 4px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: green 4px double; BORDER-LEFT: green 4px double" src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2262FD37568B08FD12" width=550></FONT></STRONG> <CENTER></CENTER> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></P> <CENTER><PRE><FONT color=#01523d size=4 face=Times><STRONG> <FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M>목사님과 스님. </U></STRONG></FONT></PRE> <CENTER> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></P><PRE><FONT color=#45623d size=2 face=verdana><FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M><STRONG>어느 목사가 공항에서 작성하는 출국신고서 직업란에 ^목사님^ 이라고 적었다. 그러자 공항직원이 하는 말! " 목사님! 직업란에 그냥 ^목사^라고 쓰시면 안 되나요?" 그러자 목사 왈 . . . . . . . . . .</STRONG><FONT color=black><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e7fdb5"><FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M> <STRONG>"그러면 스님들은 그냥 ^스^ 라고 씁니까?"</STRONG></FONT></FONT> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><BR> </STRONG></P> <CENTER><PRE><FONT color=#01523d size=4 face=times><FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M> <STRONG>손자. </STRONG><PRE><FONT color=#44423d size=2 face=verdana><BR> <FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M><STRONG>어느날 손자가 "할머니! 할머니도 애 낳아보셨어요?" "그럼, 너희 큰아버지,아버지, 고모,삼촌...</STRONG><P> </P><STRONG>다 할머니가 낳았지!" . . . . . . . . . .</STRONG><FONT color=black> <FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e7fdb5" size=2 face=Verdana><FONT color=brown size=4 face=HY동녘M>"우와 대박이다~..할머니는 어쩜 어른들만 다 낳으셨어요?"</FONT></U> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG> </STRONG></P><CENTER> <IMG id=A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9 class=tx-daum-image style="CURSOR: pointer; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2050B2174ADEA62849" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9"/><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000> <IMG id=A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9 class=tx-daum-image style="CURSOR: pointer; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2050B2174ADEA62849" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9"/> <IMG id=A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9 class=tx-daum-image style="CURSOR: pointer; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2050B2174ADEA62849" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9"/> <IMG id=A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9 class=tx-daum-image style="CURSOR: pointer; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2050B2174ADEA62849" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9"/> <IMG id=A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9 class=tx-daum-image style="CURSOR: pointer; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2050B2174ADEA62849" width=84 actualwidth="84" isset="true" id="A_2050B2174ADEA62849B9F9"/> <P> </P></FONT></STRONG><STRONG><U><EMBED style="BORDER-TOP: green 10px double; BORDER-RIGHT: green 10px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: green 10px double; BORDER-LEFT: green 10px double" height="65" width="500" src="http://cfs15.planet.daum.net/upload_control/pcp_download.php?fhandle=N2o4NElAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzEzNzEwOTkxLzIvMjQ3LmFzeA==&filename=247.asx" type="video/x-ms-asf" loop="-1" allownetworking="internal" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" showstatusbar="1" autostart="true" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></U></STRONG></CENTER></CENTER></FONT></FONT></FONT></PRE></FONT></FONT></PRE></FONT></FONT></FONT></PRE></CENTER></FONT></CENTER></DIV></DIV></DIV></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FONT></STRONG></CENTER> <P><BR></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE><IMG src="http://wwl1551.hanmail.net:4280/@from=lh3848&rcpt=lh3848%40daum.net&msgid=%3C20170329051133.HM.0000000000003Do%40lh3848.wwl1551.hanmail.net%3E"> </P>