시골 총각과 떡실신녀...

<DIV>       <TABLE border=7 cellSpacing=10 borderColor=#6600ff cellPadding=5 width=500> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=tx_entry_95525_ class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/22375B50578741540F" width=460 exif="{}" data-filename="15먼로.jpg" actualwidth="460" id="A_22375B50578741540F625D"/> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">   <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">시골총각과 떡실신녀 <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">  <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">  <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><IMG border=0 hspace=0 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs10.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F12%2Fblog%2F2008%2F03%2F09%2F13%2F03%2F47d3615cdbe9c%26filename%3D120.gif"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"> 여자가 없어 장가를 못간 시골 노총각이 어느날 여자를 구하러 서울로 올라왔다.  서울로 올라온 노총각은  네온사인의 화려한 밤거리를 배회하다가  골목 쓰레기통 옆에서 술에 취해 쓰러져 <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px">  <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); MARGIN-TOP: 0px; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_2171753D5358BCCF1DEF59 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2171753D5358BCCF1D" width=149 exif="{}" actualwidth="149" id="A_2171753D5358BCCF1DEF59"/>  <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"> 자고있는 예쁜 아가씨를발견 하고는  곧바로 그녀를 자기 숙소로 데려왔다. <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); WORD-BREAK: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"> <IMG style="WIDTH: 174px; FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=userImg5920466 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/153ADA124C280F7F2D"> 다음날 일어나자마자 바로 시골에 있는 친구 노총각들에게 급히 문자를 날렸다. <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WIDOWS: 1; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; FONT: 12px/19px 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; WORD-WRAP: normal; WHITE-SPACE: normal; 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