<p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Well, aren't you going to wash?<br> What's the matter?<br> Cat got your tongue?<br> Did you hurt yourself?<br> Hah, women!<br> Courage, men, courage.<br> Don't be nervous.<br> Gosh, it's wet!<br> It's cold, too!<br> We ain't gonna do it, are we?<br> Well, it'll please the Princess.<br> I'll take a chance for her!<br> Me, too!<br> Hah! Her wiles are beginnin' to work.<br> But I'm warnin' ya,<br> you give 'em an inch,<br> and they'll walk all over ya!<br> Don't listen to that old warthog.<br> Come on now, men.<br> - How hard do ya scrub?<br> - Will our whiskers shrink?<br> Do ya get in the tub?<br> Do ya have to wash<br> where it doesn't show?<br> Now, now, now, don't get excited.<br> Here we go.<br> Step up to the tub<br> 'Tain't no disgrace<br> Just pull up your sleeves<br> and get 'em in place<br> Then scoop up the water<br> and rub it on your face and go...<br> Pick up the soap<br> Now don't try to bluff<br> Work up a lather<br> And when you got enough<br> Get your hands full of water<br> and you snort and you snuff and go...<br> You douse and you souse<br> Rub and you scrub<br> You sputter and splash<br> all over the tub<br> You may be cold<br> and wet when you're done<br> But you gotta admit<br> it's good and clean fun<br> So splash all you like<br> 'Tain't any trick<br> As soon as you're through<br> You'll feel mighty slick<br> Bunch of old nanny goats.<br> Ya make me sick going...<br> Hah! Next thing ya know...<br> ...she'll be tyin' your beards up<br> in pink ribbons...<br> ...and smellin' ya up with<br> that stuff called "perfoom."<br> A fine bunch of water lilies<br> you turned out to be.<br> I'd like to see anybody<br> make me wash if I didn't wanna.<br> Get him!<br> Hey, let go of me!<br> Get him over to the tub.<br> Get him over to the tub.<br> Let me loose, you fools! Let me loose!<br> Get him up on the tub. Get him up!<br> Hang on to him! Bang him! Pound him!<br> Get him up on the tub! On the tub.<br> That's the tub. That's the tub.<br> Don't, don't, don't, don't get excited!<br> Don't get... Don't get up... Don't get...<br> Get the soap!<br> - Hey, steady, men.<br> - We'll get him there. We'll get him.<br> Never say die. Never say die.<br> You don't...<br> Now, scrub good and hard<br> It can't be denied<br> That he'll look mighty cute<br> as soon as he's dried<br> Well, it's good for the soul<br> And it's good for the hide to go...<br> Ain't he sweet?<br> Smells like a petunia.<br> He sure is cute!<br> You'll pay dearly for this!<br> Supper!<br> - Supper!<br> - Food. Hooray!<br> Hah!<br> Magic Mirror on the wall,<br> who now is the fairest one of all?<br> Over the seven jewelled hills<br> beyond the seventh fall,<br> in the cottage of the seven dwarfs<br> dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.<br> Snow White lies dead in the forest.<br> The Huntsman has brought me proof.<br> Behold her heart.<br> Snow White still lives,<br> the fairest in the land.<br> 'Tis the heart of a pig<br> you hold in your hand.<br> The heart of a pig!<br> Then I've been tricked!<br> The heart of a pig!<br> The blundering fool!<br> I'll go myself to the dwarfs' cottage...<br> ...in a disguise so complete...<br> ...no one will ever suspect.<br> Now, a formula to transform<br> my beauty into ugliness,<br> change my queenly raiment<br> to a pedlar's cloak.<br> Mummy dust to make me old.<br> To shroud my clothes,<br> the black of night.<br> To age my voice, an old hag's cackle.<br> To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.<br> A blast of wind...<br> ...to fan my hate!<br> A thunderbolt...<br> ...to mix it well.<br> Now,<br> begin thy magic spell.<br> Look!<br> My hands!<br> My voice!<br> My voice.<br> A perfect disguise.<br> And now...<br> A special sort of death...<br> ...for one so fair.<br> What shall it be?<br> A poisoned apple!<br> Sleeping Death.<br> I'd like to dance and tap my feet<br> But they won't keep in rhythm<br> You see, I washed 'em both today<br> and I can't do nothin' with 'em<br> Ho-hum, the tune is dumb<br> The words don't mean a thing<br> Isn't this a silly song<br> for anyone to sing?<br> I...<br> Oh, gosh!<br> I chased a polecat up a tree<br> Way out upon a limb<br> And when he got the best of me<br> I got the worst of him<br> Ho-hum, the tune is dumb<br> The words don't mean a thing<br> Isn't this a silly song<br> for anyone to sing?<br> Watch out. Be ca... Watch... Watch...<br> Watch... Watch...<br> Thanks.<br> Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!<br> Hey! Hey!<br> Hooray!<br> That was fun!<br> Now you do something.<br> Well, what shall I do?<br> - Tell us a story.<br> - Yes, tell us a story.<br> - A true story.<br> - A love story.<br> Well, once there was a princess.<br> Was the princess you?<br> - And she fell in love.<br> - Was it hard to do?<br> Oh, it was very easy.<br> Anyone could see that the Prince<br> was charming.<br> The only one for me.<br> Was he strong and handsome?<br> Was he big and tall?<br> There's nobody like him<br> anywhere at all.<br> Did he say he loved ya?<br> Did he steal a kiss?<br> He was so romantic<br> I could not resist<br> Some day my prince will come<br> Some day we'll meet again<br> And away to his castle we'll go<br> To be happy forever<br> I know<br> Hah! Mush!<br> Some day when spring is here<br> We'll find our love anew<br> And the birds will sing<br> And wedding bells will ring<br> Some day when my dreams<br> Come true<br> Oh, my goodness!<br> It's past bedtime.<br> Go right upstairs to bed.<br> Wait! Hold on there, men!<br> The Princess will sleep<br> in our beds upstairs.<br> But where will you sleep?<br> Oh, we'll be quite comfortable<br> down here in... in...<br> In a pig's eye!<br> In a pig's eye... Sty. No, no! I mean...<br> We'll be comfortable, won't we, men?<br> Oh, yes. Mighty comfortable.<br> Now don't you worry about us.<br> - We'll be all right, ma'am.<br> - Go right on up now, my dear.<br> Well, if you insist.<br> Good night.<br> Good night, Princess.<br> You're sure you'll be comfortable?<br> Oh, yes. Very comfortable.<br> Well, pleasant dreams.<br> Pleasant dreams.<br> Let go!<br> - I saw it first!<br> - Now, men, don't get excited.<br> Remember, share.<br> It's share and share alike.<br> Look out, it'll rip. It'll rip!<br> Bless the seven little men<br> who have been so kind to me.<br> And... And may my dreams come true.<br> Amen.<br> Oh, yes!<br> And please make Grumpy like me.<br> Hah! Women!<br> A fine kettle of fish!<br> Dip the apple in the brew.<br> Let the Sleeping Death seep through!<br> Look! On the skin!<br> The symbol of what lies within.<br> Now, turn red to tempt Snow White.<br> To make her hunger for a bite.<br> Have a bite?<br> It's not for you.<br> It's for Snow White.<br> When she breaks the tender peel...<br> ...to taste the apple in my hand,<br> her breath will still, her blood congeal.<br> Then I'll be fairest in the land!<br> But wait!<br> There may be an antidote.<br> Nothing must be overlooked.<br> Oh, here it is!<br> "Love's First Kiss."<br> No fear of that.<br> The dwarfs will think she's dead.<br> She'll be buried alive!<br> Buried alive!<br> Thirsty?<br> Have a drink!<br> Now, don't forget, my dear.<br> The... The old Queen's a sly one,<br> full of witchcraft.<br> So beware of strangers.<br> Don't worry. I'll be all right.<br> See you tonight.<br> Yes. We... Well, c'mon, men.<br> Be awful careful...<br> ...'cause if anything'd happen to you, I, I...<br> - Good-bye.<br> - Oh, gosh!<br> Hah! Disgustin'!<br> And be sure to watch out...<br> To wa... To wa...<br> To wa...<br> Watch out.<br> Thanks.<br> Well... All right.<br> But that's the last... Wha...<br> Oh, go on. Run along.<br> Heigh-ho, heigh-ho<br> It's off to work we go<br> Heigh-ho<br> Good-bye! Good-bye!<br> Now I'm warnin' ya.<br> Don't let nobody or nothin' in the house.<br> Why, Grumpy, you do care.<br> Good-bye, Grumpy!<br> The little men will be away...<br> ...and she'll be all alone...<br> ...with a harmless old pedlar woman.<br> A harmless old pedlar woman!<br> Some day my prince will come<br> Some day we'll meet again<br> And away to his castle we'll go<br> To be happy forever I know<br> Some day when spring is here<br> We'll find our love anew<br> And the birds will sing<br> And wedding bells will ring<br> Some day when my dreams<br> Come true<br> All alone, my pet?<br> Why, why, yes, I am. But...<br> The, the little men are not here?<br> No, they're not, but...<br> Making pies?<br> Yes, gooseberry pies.<br> It's apple pies...<br> ...that make the menfolks' mouths water.<br> Pies made from apples like these.<br> - Oh, they do look delicious.<br> - Yes!<br> But wait 'til you taste one, dearie.<br> Like to try one?<br> Go on. Go on, have a bite.<br> Stop it! Stop it! Go away! Go away!<br> Shame on you,<br> frightening a poor old lady.<br> Oh, I thought I'd lost it.<br> There, there. I'm sorry.<br> Oh! My heart!<br> Oh, my... My poor heart.<br> Take me into the house and let me rest.<br> A drink of water, please.<br> Heigh-ho, heigh-ho<br> Heigh-ho, heigh-ho<br> It's off to work we go<br> Heigh-ho, heigh-ho<br> Hey, look!<br> - Stop that!<br> - Get away, boy. Get away! Go on, shoo!<br> Go on! Get outta here!<br> What ails these crazy birds?<br> They've gone plumb daffy.<br> Yeah, they've...<br> And because you've been<br> so good to poor old Granny,<br> I'll share a secret with you.<br> This is no ordinary apple.<br> It's a magic wishing apple.<br> A wishing apple?<br> Yes!<br> One bite and all your dreams<br> will come true.<br> - Really?<br> - Yes, girlie.<br> Now, make a wish...<br> ...and take a bite.<br> - Go on, get!<br> - These pesky critters won't stop.<br> - 'Tain't natural.<br> - There's something wrong.<br> They ain't actin' this way for nothin'.<br> Maybe the old Queen's<br> got Snow White.<br> - The Queen!<br> - Snow White!<br> The Queen'll kill her!<br> We gotta save her!<br> Yes! Yes! We, we, we gotta save her!<br> - She'll kill her!<br> - What'll we do?<br> Yes, yes, what'll we do?<br> Come on! Giddap!<br> Wait for me! Wait for...<br> There must be something<br> your little heart desires.<br> Perhaps there's someone you love.<br> Well, there is someone.<br> I thought so. I thought so!<br> Old Granny knows a young girl's heart.<br> Now, take the apple, dearie,<br> and make a wish.<br> I wish... I wish...<br> That's it, go on! Go on.<br> And that he will carry me away<br> to his castle...<br> ...where we will live happily ever after.<br> Fine! Fine! Now take a bite.<br> Don't let the wish grow cold!<br> Oh, I feel strange.<br> - Her breath will still.<br> - Oh. Oh.<br> - Her blood congeal.<br> - Oh.<br> Now I'll be fairest in the land!<br> Hurry, hurry.<br> There she goes!<br> After her!<br> I'm trapped! What will I do?<br> The meddling little fools!<br> I'll fix ya. I'll fix ya.<br> I'll fix ya! I'll crush your bones!<br> Look out!<br> - One song<br> - One song<br> I have but one song<br> - One song<br> - One song<br> - Only for you<br> - For you<br> One heart<br> Tenderly beating<br> Ever entreating<br> - Constant and true<br> - So true<br> - One love<br> - One love<br> That has possessed me<br> - One love<br> - One love<br> - Thrilling me through<br> - So true<br> - One song<br> - One song<br> - My heart keeps singing<br> - Keeps singing<br> - Of one love<br> - One love<br> Only for you...<br> And away to his castle you'll go<br> To be happy forever we know<br> Good-bye.<br> Good-bye, Grumpy.<br> Good-bye.<br> Oh, Dopey.<br> Good-bye!<br> Some day when spring is here<br> We'll find our love anew<br> And the birds will sing<br> And wedding bells will ring<br> Some day when my dreams<br> Come true!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><br></p>
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