<p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Sorry. Uh...<br> I mean, uh...<br> sorry you had to see that.<br> But you know how it is when<br> you get those manly urges<br> and you just gotta kill something,<br> Fix things, cook outdoors...<br> What's your name?<br> Your commanding officer<br> just asked you a question.<br> Uh, I've got a name.<br> Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.<br> - Ling. How 'bout Ling?<br> - His name is Ling.<br> I didn't ask for his name.<br> I asked for yours!<br> - Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.<br> - Ah Chu.<br> - Ah Chu?<br> - Gesundheit.<br> Ha, ha. I kill myself.<br> - Mushu.<br> - Mushu?<br> - No.<br> - Then what is it?<br> Ping was my best friend growin' up.<br> - It's Ping.<br> - Ping?<br> Of course, Ping did steal my...<br> Yes, my name is Ping.<br> Let me see<br> your conscription notice.<br> - Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?<br> - I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.<br> Um, he doesn't talk about me much.<br> I can see why.<br> The boy's an absolute lunatic.<br> Okay, gentlemen,<br> thanks to your new friend, Ping,<br> you'll spend tonight picking up<br> every single grain of rice.<br> And tomorrow, the real work begins.<br> You know, we have to work<br> on your people skills.<br> Rise and shine, sleeping beauty.<br> Come on. Hup, hup, hup.<br> Get your clothes on.<br> Get ready. Got breakfast for ya.<br> Look, you get porridge,<br> and it's happy to see you.<br> Hey, get outta there!<br> You gonna make people sick.<br> - Am I late?<br> - No time to talk.<br> It's your first day of training.<br> Listen to your teacher and no fightin'.<br> Play nice, unless one of the other kids<br> wanna fight.<br> Then you have to kick<br> the other kid's butt.<br> I don't wanna kick<br> the other kid's butt.<br> Don't talk with your mouth full.<br> Let's see your war face.<br> I think my bunny slippers<br> just ran for cover.<br> Come on! Scare me, girl.<br> Yeah!<br> That's my tough-lookin' warrior.<br> Get out there and make me proud.<br> - The troops just left?<br> - They what?<br> Wait! You forgot your sword.<br> My little baby,<br> off to destroy people.<br> Order. People, order.<br> - I'd like a pan-fried noodle.<br> - Oh! Sweet and pungent shrimp.<br> - Moo goo gai pan.<br> - That's not funny!<br> Looks like our new friend<br> slept in this morning.<br> Hello, Ping.<br> Are ya hungry?<br> Yeah, 'cause I owe you<br> a knuckle sandwich.<br> Soldiers!<br> You will assemble swiftly<br> and silently every morning.<br> Anyone who acts otherwise<br> will answer to me.<br> Ooh. Tough guy.<br> Yao.<br> Thank you for volunteering.<br> Retrieve the arrow.<br> I'll get that arrow, pretty boy,<br> and I'll do it with my shirt on.<br> One moment.<br> You seem to be missing something.<br> This represents discipline,<br> and this represents strength.<br> You need both to reach the arrow.<br> We've got a long way to go.<br> Hoo-ah!<br> Hoo-ah!<br> What do you see?<br> Black pine, from the high mountains.<br> White horse hair.<br> Imperial stallions.<br> Sulfur, from cannons.<br> This doll came from a village<br> in the Tung Shao Pass,<br> where the imperial army<br> is waiting for us.<br> We can avoid them easily.<br> No.<br> The quickest way to the<br> emperor is through that pass.<br> And besides, the little girl<br> will be missing her doll.<br> We should return it to her.<br> No, this is not<br> a good idea.<br> What if somebody sees you?<br> Just because I look like a man<br> doesn't mean I have to smell like one.<br> So a couple of guys<br> don't rinse out their socks.<br> Picky, picky, picky.<br> Well, myself, I kind of like<br> that corn chip smell.<br> - Ahhh.<br> - All right. That's enough.<br> Get out before you<br> get all pruny and stuff.<br> Mushu, if you're so worried,<br> go stand watch.<br> Yeah, yeah.<br> "Stand watch, Mushu,<br> while I blow our secret<br> with my stupid girlie habits."<br> Pfft! Hygiene!<br> Me first! Me first!<br> We're doomed!<br> There are a couple of things<br> I know they're bound to notice!<br> Whooo-ooo!<br> Hey, Ping!<br> Oh, hi, guys.<br> I didn't know you were here.<br> I was just washing. So now I'm<br> clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.<br> Come back here.<br> I know we were jerks to you before,<br> so let's start over.<br> Hi. I'm Ling.<br> - And I'm Chien-Po.<br> - Hello, Chien-Po.<br> And I am Yao!<br> King of the rock!<br> And there's nothin'<br> you girls can do about it.<br> Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping<br> and I can take you.<br> I really don't wanna<br> take him anywhere.<br> Ping, we have to fight!<br> No, we don't.<br> We could just close<br> our eyes and swim around.<br> Come on. Don't be such a gir...<br> Ouch! Something bit me!<br> What a nasty flavor.<br> Snake!<br> Oooh, snake! Snake!<br> Snake! Snake!<br> Some king of the rock. Aah!<br> Boy, that was close.<br> No. That was vile.<br> You owe me big.<br> I never want to see a naked man again.<br> Hey, don't look at me.<br> I ain't bitin' no more butts.<br> You think your troops<br> are ready to fight?<br> Ha! They would not last<br> a minute against the Huns!<br> They completed their training.<br> Those boys are no more fit<br> to be soldiers<br> than you are to be captain.<br> Once the general reads my report,<br> your troops will never see battle.<br> Oh, no, you don't!<br> I've worked too hard<br> to get Mulan into this war.<br> This guy's messin' with my plan.<br> We're not finished!<br> Be careful, Captain.<br> The general may be your father,<br> but I am the emperor's counsel.<br> And, oh, by the way,<br> I got that job on my own.<br> You're dismissed.<br> Hey. I'll hold him, and you punch.<br> Or not.<br> For what it's worth,<br> I think you're a great captain.<br> - I saw that.<br> - What?<br> You like him, don't you?<br> - No! I...<br> - Yeah, right, sure.<br> Go to your tent!<br> I think it's time we took this war<br> I think it's time we took this war<br> into our own hands.<br> Let me see what you got.<br> "From General Li. Dear son,<br> we're waiting for Huns at the pass.<br> It would mean a lot<br> if you'd come back us up."<br> That's great. Except you forgot,<br> "Since we're out of potpourri,<br> perhaps you wouldn't mind<br> bringing some."<br> Hello! This is the army!<br> Make it sound more urgent!<br> Know what I'm talkin' about?<br> That's better.<br> Much better. Let's go.<br> Khanny, baby.<br> Hey, we need a ride.<br> Insubordinate ruffians!<br> You men owe me<br> a new pair of slippers!<br> And I do not squeal like a girl.<br> Urgent news from the general.<br> What's the matter? You've never<br> seen a black and white before?<br> Who are you?<br> Excuse me?<br> I think the question is, who are you?<br> We're in a war, man!<br> There's no time for stupid questions!<br> I should have your hat for that.<br> Snatch it right off your head.<br> But I'm feeling gracious today,<br> so carry on before I report you.<br> Captain, urgent news<br> from the general!<br> We're needed at the front.<br> Pack your bags, Cri-Kee.<br> We're movin' out.<br> Pack your bags, Cri-Kee.<br> We're movin' out.<br> - Huh?<br> - That's what I said.<br> nah!<br> Search for survivors.<br> I don't understand.<br> My father should've been here.<br> Captain!<br> The general.<br> I'm sorry.<br> The Huns are moving quickly.<br> We'll make better time<br> to the Imperial city<br> through the Tung Shao Pass.<br> We're the only hope<br> for the emperor now.<br> Move out!<br> What happened?<br> - Um...<br> - You gave away our position!<br> Get out of range!<br> Aah!<br> Save the cannons!<br> Come on! Empty it! Empty it!<br> Hey!<br> Oh, sure.<br> Save the horse.<br> Fire!<br> Fire!<br> Hold the last cannon.<br> Prepare to fight.<br> If we die, we die with honor.<br> Yao, aim the cannon at Shan-Yu.<br> - Hey!<br> - Ping! Come back!<br> Ping!<br> Stop!<br> You might want<br> to light that right about now.<br> Quickly. Quickly!<br> Come on!<br> We gotta help!<br> You missed!<br> How could you miss?<br> He was three feet in front of you!<br> Whoa-ho-ho!<br> Mulan!<br> Mulan!<br> Mulan?<br> No.<br> Mulan!<br> Man, you are one lucky bug.<br> Shang!<br> - Do you see them?<br> - Yes.<br> Perfect.<br> Now we'll pull them to safe... ty.<br> Hey, Mulan!<br> I found the lucky cricket!<br> We need help.<br> Ooh, nice.<br> Very nice.<br> You can sit by me.<br> Aah!<br> We're gonna die!<br> We are definitely gonna die.<br> No way we survive this.<br> Death is coming!<br> I let them<br> slip through my fingers.<br> Aah!<br> Pull!<br> Whoa!<br> Huh?<br> I knew we could do it.<br> You the man!<br> Well, sort of.<br> Step back, guys.<br> Give him some air.<br> Ping?<br> You are the craziest man<br> I've ever met.<br> And for that, I owe you my life.<br> From now on,<br> you have my trust.<br> Let's hear it for Ping!<br> The bravest of us all!<br> - You're king of the mountain!<br> - Yes, yes, yes!<br> Ping! What's wrong?<br> He's wounded! Get help!<br> Ping.<br> Hold on.<br> Hold on.<br> I can explain.<br> So it's true!<br> Shang!<br> I knew there was<br> something wrong with you.<br> A woman!<br> Treacherous snake!<br> My name is Mulan.<br> - I did it to save my father.<br> - High treason!<br> I didn't mean for it to go this far.<br> Ultimate dishonor!<br> It was the only way.<br> Please, believe me.<br> Captain?<br> Restrain him!<br> - No!<br> - You know the law.<br> A life for a life.<br> My debt is repaid.<br> - Move out!<br> - But you can't just...<br> I said move out.<br> I was this close.<br> This close to impressin' the ancestors,<br> gettin' the top shelf, an entourage.<br> Man. All my fine work. Pfft.<br> Hi.<br> I should never have left home.<br> Hey, come on.<br> You went to save your father's life.<br> Who knew you'd end up shamin' him,<br> disgracing your ancestors<br> and losin' all your friends?<br> You know, you just gotta...<br> you gotta learn<br> to let these things go.<br> Maybe I didn't go for my father.<br> Maybe what I really wanted<br> was to prove I could do things right.<br> So when I looked in the mirror,<br> I'd see someone worthwhile.<br> But I was wrong.<br> I see nothing.<br> That's just 'cause this needs<br> a little spit, that's all.<br> Let me shine this up for ya.<br> I can see you. Look at you.<br> You look so pretty.<br> The truth is, we're both frauds.<br> Your ancestors never sent me.<br> They don't even like me.<br> I mean, you risked your life<br> to help people you love.<br> I risked your life to help myself.<br> At least you had good intentions.<br> What? What do you mean<br> you're not lucky?<br> You lied to me?<br> And what are you, a sheep?<br> Ah!<br> I'll have to face my father<br> sooner or later.<br> Let's go home.<br> Yeah. This ain't gonna be pretty.<br> But don't you worry, okay?<br> Things will work out.<br> We started this thing together,<br> and that's how we'll finish it.<br> I promise.<br> Uh, home is that way.<br> - I have to do something.<br> - Did you see those Huns?<br> They popped out of the snow!<br> Like daisies!<br> Are we in this together or not?<br> Well, let's go kick some Hunny buns!<br> Yee-haw!<br> Make way for the heroes of China.<br> - Shang!<br> - Mulan?<br> The Huns are alive!<br> They're in the city!<br> You don't belong here, Mulan.<br> Go home.<br> I saw them in the mountains.<br> You have to believe me.<br> Why should I?<br> Why else would I come back?<br> You said you'd trust Ping.<br> Why is Mulan any different?<br> Keep your eyes open.<br> I know they're here. Yah!<br> Now where are you going?<br> To find someone<br> who will believe me.<br> My children,<br> heaven smiles down<br> upon the Middle Kingdom.<br> China will sleep safely tonight<br> thanks to our brave warriors.<br> Sir, the emperor's in danger.<br> But the Huns are here.<br> Please, you have to help.<br> No one will listen.<br> Huh? I'm sorry.<br> Did you say something?<br> - Mushu.<br> - You're a girl again, remember?<br> Your Majesty,<br> I present to you<br> the sword of Shan-Yu.<br> I know what this means to you,<br> Captain Li.<br> Your father would have been very proud.<br> - No!<br> - Come on!<br> They'll never reach the emperor in time.<br> Hey, guys!<br> I've got an idea.<br> Boo.<br> Guard the door.<br> Your walls and armies have fallen,<br> and now it's your turn.<br> Bow to me.<br> Okay. Any questions?<br> Does this dress make me look fat?<br> Ow!<br> Who's there?<br> - Concubines.<br> - Ugly concubines.<br> Oh, he's so cute!<br> Ohh...<br> Now, that's what I call<br> Mongolian barbecue.<br> Shang, go!<br> I tire of your arrogance, old man.<br> Bow to me!<br> I tire of your arrogance, old man.<br> Bow to me!<br> No matter how the wind howls,<br> the mountain cannot bow to it.<br> Then you will kneel in pieces!<br> Chien-Po, get the emperor!<br> Sorry, Your Majesty.<br> No!<br> Come on!<br> No.<br> You!<br> You took away my victory!<br> No!<br> I did.<br> The soldier from the mountains.<br> So what's the plan?<br> - Um...<br> - You don't have a plan?<br> Hey, I'm making this up as I... go.<br> - Mushu!<br> - Way ahead of you, sister.<br> Come on, Cri-Kee.<br> - Citizens, I need firepower.<br> - Who are you?<br> Your worst nightmare!<br> - On the roof!<br> - Look!<br> It looks like you're out of ideas.<br> Not quite.<br> Ready, Mushu?<br> I am ready, baby!<br> Light me.<br> Huh?<br> Get off the roof, get off the roof,<br> get off the roof.<br> You are a lucky bug.<br> That was a deliberate attempt<br> on my life!<br> Where is she?<br> Now she's done it.<br> What a mess!<br> Stand aside!<br> That creature's not worth protecting.<br> - She's a hero.<br> - 'Tis a woman.<br> - She'll never be worth anything.<br> - Listen, you pompous...<br> That is enough.<br> Your Majesty, I can explain.<br> I've heard a great deal about you,<br> Fa Mulan.<br> You stole your father's armor,<br> ran away from home,<br> impersonated a soldier,<br> deceived your commanding officer,<br> dishonored the Chinese army,<br> destroyed my palace...<br> and...<br> you have saved us all.<br> Ah! Ooh!<br> My little baby is all grown up<br> and... and savin' China.<br> You have a tissue?<br> - Chi Fu.<br> - Your Excellency?<br> See to it that this woman<br> is made a member of my council.<br> Member... what?<br> But...<br> There are no council positions open,<br> Your Majesty.<br> Very well.<br> You can have his job.<br> What? I... Oh.<br> With all due respect,<br> Your Excellency,<br> I think I've been away<br> from home long enough.<br> Then... take this,<br> so your family will know<br> what you have done for me.<br> And this,<br> so the world will know<br> what you have done for China.<br> Is she allowed to do that?<br> Um... you...<br> You fight good.<br> Oh. Thank you.<br> Khan, let's go home.<br> The flower that blooms in adversity<br> is the most rare and beautiful of all.<br> Sir?<br> You don't meet a girl<br> like that every dynasty.<br> Mulan!<br> Father, I brought you<br> the sword of Shan-Yu.<br> And the crest of the emperor.<br> They're gifts,<br> to honor the Fa family.<br> The greatest gift and honor<br> is having you for a daughter.<br> I've missed you so.<br> I've missed you, too, Baba.<br> Great. She brings a sword.<br> If you ask me, she should've<br> brought home a man.<br> Excuse me.<br> Does Fa Mulan live here?<br> Thank you.<br> Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!<br> Honorable Fa Zhou, I...<br> Mulan!<br> Uh... you forgot your helmet.<br> W-well, actually,<br> it's your helmet, isn't it?<br> I mean...<br> Would you like to stay for dinner?<br> Would you<br> like to stay forever?<br> Dinner would be great.<br> Come on.<br> Who did a good job?<br> Come on. Tell me.<br> Who did a good job?<br> Oh, all right!<br> You can be a guardian again.<br> Aah-ha!<br> Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!<br> Take it, Cri-Kee!<br> You know, she gets it<br> from my side of the family.<br> Call out for egg rolls!<br> Guardians.<br> - Oh.<br> - Thanks, Mushu.<br> Mushu!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><b></b><i></i><u></u><sub></sub><sup></sup><strike></strike><br></p>
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