영어를 배운할머니

<DIV>       <CENTER><EMBED height=500 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=700 src=http://cfile214.uf.daum.net/original/16733C534E4AD18D2077D4 wmode="transparent" scale="exactfit" allowFullScreen="true" allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowNetworking='internal' allowScriptAccess='sameDomain'></CENTER> "동화가 우리에게 주는 나쁜 영향 " <IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_165A45574E40D0F01259AD class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/165A45574E40D0F012" width=400 actualwidth="400" id="A_165A45574E40D0F01259AD"/> 1. 햇님 달님 ☞ 폭력을 동반한 무리한 요구 2. 홍길동전 ☞ 청소년의 잦은 가출 유발 3. 백설공주와 일곱 난쟁이 ☞ 과다한 보디가드 채용으로 사행심 조장 4. 흥부전 ☞ 가족계획에 대한 반항 5. 혹부리 영감 ☞ 예뻐지기 위한 과다한 성형수술 유도 6. 인어공주 ☞ 공주병의 원인 7. 금도끼 은도끼 ☞ 지나친 선물의 오고감 8. 재크와 콩나물 ☞ 농약의 과다사용 유도 9. 선녀와 나무꾼 ☞ 여성목욕탕의 흥미유발과 성적 자극 유발 <IMG style="WIDTH: 273px; HEIGHT: 205px" src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs8.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DMkN2elRAZnM4LnBsYW5ldC5kYXVtLm5ldDovNDQ0Mzg1NS8wLzQuZ2lm%26filename%3Dsdf.gif%26viewonly%3DY" width=275 height=144> "영어를 배운할머니" 한 할머니가 영어학원에서 영어를 배웠다.. 그래서 너무나 자랑하고 싶은 나머지 5살짜리 손녀에게 물었다 할머니: 사과가 영어로 뭔줄 아나..? 손녀: 사과가 사과지뭐 할머니: 그것도 모르나 애플 아이가 애플 ...!!! <IMG name=#PS_ATTACHED_18# alt=첨부이미지 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs15.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2LzEwMS8xMDEzMy5naWY%3D%26filename%3D10133.gif"> <IMG name=#PS_ATTACHED_19# alt=첨부이미지 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs15.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2LzEwMS8xMDEzNC5naWY%3D%26filename%3D10134.gif"> <IMG name=#PS_ATTACHED_20# alt=첨부이미지 src="https://img1.daumcdn.net/relay/cafe/original/?fname=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs15.planet.daum.net%2Fupload_control%2Fpcp_download.php%3Ffhandle%3DNVNzZWFAZnMxNS5wbGFuZXQuZGF1bS5uZXQ6LzExMjgyOTY2LzEwMS8xMDEzNS5naWY%3D%26filename%3D10135.gif"> 할머니 이젠 노인정에가서 할머니: 연필이 영어로 뭔 줄 아나..?? 노인들: 그걸 내가 우예아노(어떻게 압니까) 할머니: 그거 펜슬 아이가 <IMG style="FLOAT: none; CLEAR: none" id=A_1430414B4E434B0920FA71 class=txc-image border=0 hspace=1 vspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/1430414B4E434B0920" width=400 actualwidth="400" id="A_1430414B4E434B0920FA71"/> 이번엔 지나가는 아줌마에게 물었다 할머니: 물이 영어로 뭔줄 아니껴...?(압니까) 아줌마: 워터 아닌가요..? 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