유머 어느 산악인의 넋두리 (남도의봄 이미지)

<table id=cafe_editor_main_table_color bgColor='#000000' cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=100%><tr><td id=cafe_editor_main_table class=text> 유머 어느 산악인의 넋두리 <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2270E04058E1B45D01" class="txc-image" width="448" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="BandPhoto_2017_03_08_13_31_17.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="448" id="A_2270E04058E1B45D015C7D"/>산은 언제나 나를 반겨주며 안아준다. 그러나... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2605764058E1B4800B" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="238.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2605764058E1B4800BCE1B"/>마누라는 안아주고싶을 때만 안아준다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2665374258E1B4AF12" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="240.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2665374258E1B4AF121AC0"/>산은 내가 바빠서 찾아 주지 않아도 아무 말없이 나를 기다려 준다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/22157B4558E1B4C805" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="241.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_22157B4558E1B4C8056F4D"/>그러나... 마누라는 전화통이 불난다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/210A8E4158E1B4EC2D" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="244.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_210A8E4158E1B4EC2D7B06"/>산은 사계절 새옷을 갈아입고 새로운 모습으로 나를 기다린다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/255E743D58E1B50509" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="246.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_255E743D58E1B5050913AC"/>그러나... 마누라는 사계절 몸빼 입고 나를 기다린다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/266F6F3D58E1B51B14" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="247.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_266F6F3D58E1B51B14F898"/>산은 나에게 아무 것도 바라지 않는다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/276A7F3E58E1B5380A" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="250.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_276A7F3E58E1B5380A0EBD"/>그러나... 마누라는 내가 만능 맥가이버가 되길 바란다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2518874158E1B5751B" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="251.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2518874158E1B5751B9112"/>산은 10년이 흘러도 제 자리에 있다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21540D4058E1B5A337" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="252.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_21540D4058E1B5A337BDB7"/>그러나... 마누라는 오늘도 어디로 튈지 모른다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2168894258E1B5E804" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="258.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2168894258E1B5E80479F7"/>산은 꾸미지 않아도 이쁘다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2117894158E1B60407" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="260.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2117894158E1B604072E49"/>그러나... 마누라는 화장 안하면 무섭다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21680F3E58E1B62D0F" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="281.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_21680F3E58E1B62D0FA136"/>산은 바람소리,물소리, 새소리 등등자연의 노래가 있다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2377234058E1B6510E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="307.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2377234058E1B6510EE5EA"/>그러나... 마누라는 잔소리와바가지가 전부다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2403834658E1B66B2F" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="342.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2403834658E1B66B2F6EAA"/>산은 맑은 공기와 흙내음, 초목의 향기가 있다.<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24341E4B58E1B7DD1E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="344.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_24341E4B58E1B7DD1E3DEB"/>그러나... 마누라의 향기는 외출용이 된지 오래다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2724995058E1B7FC38" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="350.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2724995058E1B7FC3849C1"/>산과는 말없이 조용히 대화한다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2377924758E1B81605" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="354.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2377924758E1B816051F07"/>그러나... 마누라와 대화는 부부 싸움의 전초전이다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/260D544D58E1B82E0A" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="355.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_260D544D58E1B82E0A0D90"/>산은 땀과 함께건강을 지켜준다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2329214C58E1B8590B" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="358.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2329214C58E1B8590BBE50"/>그러나... 마누라와는 엄청난 노동(?)이다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/22620F4C58E1B87206" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="369.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_22620F4C58E1B87206C899"/>산은 내가 담배를 피우든 술을마시든 간섭하지 않는다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2473004C58E1B89B3E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="386.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2473004C58E1B89B3E9F50"/>그러나... 마누라는 "그래 니맘대로하다가 일찍 죽어라"한다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/24433C4F58E1B8B407" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="390.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_24433C4F58E1B8B407A856"/>산은 백지상태다. 아무 것도 없는 무념의 상태로 나를 끌어들인다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2757824A58E1B8C722" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="408.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2757824A58E1B8C7228BB3"/>그러나... 마누라의 머리 속에는"백년 묵은 여우"가 들어 있다. <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2604694758E1B8DD2E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="409.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2604694758E1B8DD2EC8E2"/>그래도 내가 산이 아니라 마누라하고 사는 이유는..... <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/267C824F58E1B8F53F" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="411.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_267C824F58E1B8F53F708A"/> . . .<img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21363F4E58E1B93D0C" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="433.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_21363F4E58E1B93D0C4390"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/21695D4E58E1B93E14" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="415.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_21695D4E58E1B93E146655"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2708C14E58E1B93E11" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="417.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2708C14E58E1B93E119FF2"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2738D74E58E1B93F0C" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="419.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2738D74E58E1B93F0CE8B2"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2355AC4E58E1B93F16" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="420.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2355AC4E58E1B93F1687E5"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2111EC4E58E1B94011" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="421.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2111EC4E58E1B94011EE46"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/23287F4E58E1B9400E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="423.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_23287F4E58E1B9400E7292"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2452484A58E1B94119" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="426.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2452484A58E1B941190BFC"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/276BBB4A58E1B94116" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="427.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_276BBB4A58E1B94116AA65"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2749CD4A58E1B9420E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="429.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2749CD4A58E1B9420E0756"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/255CA34A58E1B9430C" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="430.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_255CA34A58E1B9430C443F"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/211DD34A58E1B9431E" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="431.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_211DD34A58E1B9431E080D"/> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "밥을 주기 때문이다" ㅋㅋㅋ <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/234F494F58E1B9E719" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="440.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_234F494F58E1B9E719B9D6"/>너무 쎄네 혼나겟네 ㅎ ㅎ ㅎ <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/220BDC4F58E1B9E714" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="437.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_220BDC4F58E1B9E714C6C6"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/25727D4F58E1B9E816" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="442.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_25727D4F58E1B9E8165F90"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/2634EF4F58E1B9E810" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="443.jpg" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_2634EF4F58E1B9E810E3C8"/> <img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/213E504E58E1BAD320" class="txc-image" width="1024" style="clear: none; float: none;" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" data-filename="20170403_115556_713343320.gif" exif="{}" actualwidth="1024" id="A_213E504E58E1BAD320BB21"/> </tr></td></table>