(1)먹음직 스러운 사탕-약간 나름대로의 해석이 있었음. 이해력 딸리는 분들을 위해.헛헛

[돌담에속삭이는햇발같이물아래웃음짓는샘물같이]

Think sour. Think real sour. Think painfully, hazardously sour. Then double it. And you may have an idea about Toxic Waste Candy. We'll tell you right off, that you'll probably regret putting this excruciating stuff in your mouth. But when you tough it out... IF you tough it out... you'll have a sense of accomplishment that most mortals never experience. Toxic Waste Candy is so powerful, it comes in little industrial drums. Inside you will find candy in five ultra-sour flavors. This amazing candy is devious and possibly evil. It has an outside layer that is so sour, it approaches intolerable. But once you get passed it, you're rewarded with a delicious sweet flavor. So you can relax, right? WRONG! Just when you think it's safe, you reach the super-sour double-action core. POW! Each drum of Toxic Waste contains 1.7 ounces of candy, which is probably 1.6 ounces more than you'll care to eat. 독성산업폐기물 캔디

Price: $1.99

Do you like spicy candy? Do you hate ants? Do you enjoy asking questions that a website asks you? Then Fire Antz is the candy for you! Each package has 4 red-hot cinnamon flavored fire ants. It's wiggly, spicy fun. -불개미캔디-

Price: $0.99

How Much for this idiocy?
1 BOWL is $2.49

Or Get 3 SCRUMPTIOUS BOWLS
of Cookie Chew Cookie
for just $5.99

-인간개(개새끼혹은 개놈혹은 개자식)캔디

HUMAN DOG FOOD

Dogs have all the fun... They sit around all day. They get us to pick up their poop. And they enjoy all that tasty dog food. Oh, yum!

Well, now we can get in on the fun with
Kooky Chew
Human Dog Food

Kooky Chew comes in its very own little dog bowl. Inside is 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie kibbles and bits, just like Rover eats. As a bonus, you also get a candy bone.

Put your Kooky Chew next to Rover's dish and the two of you can chow down together. And who knows? Before long, you may be chasing cars and drinking out of the toilet!

HOW MANY BOWLS?

1 BOWL OF COOKIE CHEW - $2.49 3 BOWLS OF COOKIE CHEW - $5.99

Price: See options for prices.

these little piggies never made it to market

If you chew your fingernails... or if you chew other people's fingernails... then you will love this disturbing candy. As its name tells you, Gummi Severed Fingers and Toes is a sack full of, uh, candy fingers and big toes that seem to have been hacked off in some gruesome accident. Believe it or not, these fruit-flavored digits are actually mighty tasty. In fact, they're... (we are so clever)... finger lickin' good! -절단되어진 손가락과발가락-

Price: $2.29

PET RAT CANDY one NASTY confection Want a life-sized hunk of tasty gummi rodent. Each Pet Rat weighs three full ounces and measures about 11 inches long from tail to snout. It even comes with Pet Rat Candy care instructions so your disgusting candy can be happy. Some Stupid Trivia -- According to the label, Pet Rat Candy is Kosher. How much for this huge Revolting Rodent Three Rats For $4.99 -애완쥐사탕-

Price: $4.99

-정말 맛있는 속이 텅빈 밀크 사과초콜렛- (안에 지렁이구미가 들어있음.)

Some gifts are unforgettable... and we suppose a chocolate apple with a gummi worm inside is one of them. Yes sir, this delightful confection is chocolate apple, wrapped up in red foil. And when you break it open, you'll find a lonely little worm waiting to be loved (or eaten). The Chocolate Apple weighs four ounces and comes in a nice gift box.There's even a space on the box for a little note. So they will know who to thank... or blame!

Price: $2.99

오늘은 여기까지-_- 너무 힘들었음.하하