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            “Mom!” When a child is born, a mom is the baby’s whole world. By the time you grow up and move away, 
         you are your mother’s whole world. 
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     Kid: “Mom, he’s touching me!” Or “Mom, she’s looking at me!”

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        Everyone knows that if you mess with a mom’s kids, she is gonna mess you up. 
        But most of us have heard the little sayings that moms say to kids. You’re sure you’ll never say such silly things, 
        but when the kid becomes the mom, then she says those same sayings to her kids. It must be a mom thing. 

 

            Trying to raise twins is a bit more challenging. No such thing as sleeping in when the little ones awaken. 

        They insure it’s time to get up. 

 

                  Babysitter wanted. 

 

      She teaches all the important things like this mom giraffe teaching her son to eat his veggies. 

 

      She gives her baby a kiss and sees her child off to his/her first day of school. 

 

         Mom carries her little one when baby is too young, or too tired, to walk. 
      Hitching a ride on mom gives monkey on your back a new meaning. 
 

       In fact, mom does a lot of carrying. Mom elephant giving baby a piggyback ride in the water. 

 

      Baby Giant Anteater piggyback-riding mom. 

 

           Baby walrus on mom’s back. 

 

    There’s not much kick-back-and-relax time for mom. Foal urging momma horse to get up and play. 

 

      Overworked mom possum, babysitter still wanted. 
    Mom to kids: “I’m going to give you until the count of three… 1.. 2.. 2 and a half… 2 and three quarters.” 

 

      Twin tigers jumping on mom, but most moms don’t complain. 
    You can expect mom to say things like “No jumping on the bed (couch, seat).” 

 

  “Don’t lick me like that, Mom!” But mom keeps her kids clean and teaches you to “always wear clean underwear in case you get 
   in an accident.” 

   Mama Jaguar gives her child a stern lecture not to talk to strangers. Oh, and never take candy or rides from strangers. 

  “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!” 

 

       “Don’t ever run with scissors.” 

 

         “Don’t forget to brush your hair.” 


 

       “Always brush your teeth after meals.” 

 

       “Don’t talk with your mouth full!” 

 

         Believe in random acts of kindness and pay them forward as often as you can. 


 

        Piglet at mom’s ear saying, “Psst, are you awake?” Mom: “Close the door! You weren’t born in a barn!” Oh wait . . . 

 

  Mom’s list of don’ts: “Don’t sit too close to the TV, you’ll ruin your eyes!” “Don’t leave the lights (TV, PC) on! Do you think 
  I own the electric company?” or “Don’t go out with a wet head, you’ll catch cold.” And “Don’t make me come in there!” 

 

     “Always say please and thank you. And if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” 



 

        Moms do their best to teach kids and hope it sinks in. 

 

 Mom: “Go outside and play.” Child: “But, Mom, I’m bored!” Mom: “Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.” 

 

   “The lullaby is the spell whereby the mother attempts to transform herself back from an ogre to a saint,” 
 

       Mom always knows what’s best. “Don’t ever steal, cheat or lie.” Child: “Why?” Mom: “Because I said so.” 

 

       Mom: “I don’t care what ‘everyone’ is doing. I care what YOU are doing! If your friends all jumped in the lake, would you?” 

 

       “Slow and steady wins the race, child.” 


 

        “Always kiss me goodnight and then say your prayers.” 



 

       Baby gorilla sleeping on mom’s back, cause mom says to get at least 8 hours of sleep. 

 

        Child: “Hey mom, I got you a card for Mother’s Day!” Mom: “Aww give me a hug and I love you!” 

 

           Funniest Mother’s Day Card ever. 

 

       Nah, just joking . . . a mom wouldn’t trade it for the world. There’s nothing like a mother’s love. 

 

   Kids: “Mom, moom, mooom, moooom.” Mom: “If I’ve told you once … I’ve told you a thousand times, 
  I don’t buy snacks to feed the neighborhood!” 

            Mom snow leopard: “You are getting on my last nerve.” 

 

   Mom & Me. Sweet now, but at some point you’ve likely heard Mom say, “Do I look like a maid" ?  Or 
  “do you think I’m made of money" ? 

 

             Mom feeding on the go. 

 

         Lion cub giving mom some love after mom said, “Just wait until your father gets home!” 

 

        “Don’t make me stop this car!” 

 

          “You’re going to put your eye out with that thing!” Mom also teaches that you must learn to share and to take turns. 

 

          At first mom is a taxi. Years later she says, “I’m not running a taxi service.” 

 

           Rhino baby saying, “Get up, Mom; it’s time to play. 

 

“You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic – and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger 
  painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paper lace Mother’s Day card and school report since 
  day one,” ~ quote by Pam Brown. 

 

                        Tiger mom and child having a loving moment. 

 

  Give me a kiss. There comes a day in most mothers’ lives when they realize: “Mirror, mirror on the wall; I am my mother after all.” 

 

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