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<div><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" target="_blank"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/25142A3A593A03450E" class="txc-image" border="0" id="A_25142A3A593A03450E8062"/></a></p><p class="cafe-editor-text" style="text-align: center;">출처 :여성시대 키네신(생명활동에 이바지하는 ing)</p></div><p><br></p><p>*아래에도 썼지만 2015년도에 쓴글을 재업한 글임을 감안하고 봐주시면 감사 ㅣㅅㅇ</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">안녕 여시들..</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">걍 셀프로 메바여 왔어. 혹시 문제가 되면 지울게.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">메바여 보다가 내 핵 수치플이 떠올라서....일단 음슴체로 쓰겠음</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나 여시는 25살 모태쏠로임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">중학교때 남자들한테 왕따당하고 나서 남자가 무서워서 길거리에서도 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">함부로 눈길 주지 않는 도도한 여시임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">내생각엔 내 스스로도 한떨기의 꽃(?)같이 차도녀 같다고 생각함 ㅇㅇ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">이 일은 약 2년전으로 거슬러 올라감.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나는 정말</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">레알.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">내가 여대라서 다행이라고 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">정말 살았다고,</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">생각하고 있음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">만약 요가 교양시간에 남자가 있었다면,</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">요가 교수님이 남자였다면, 젊은 남자분이셨다면, 난 목매달고 자살할뻔.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">사건은 요가 교양수업 중간고사였음</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">다시 말하지만 난 여대를 재학중이고 여자들밖에 없는 수업임 ㅇㅇ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">중간고사를 보기위해 매트를 깔고 학생들과 같이 시험을 봄</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">근데 그 많고 많은자세들중에서 두가지 자세가 기억나는데 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">이것들이 바로 그 문제의 자세들임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">1. 고양이 등펴기자세라는 요가임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">설명을 하자면</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/996F0B3C5DE3A23B13" class="txc-image" actualwidth="244" hspace="1" vspace="1" border="0" width="244" exif="{}" data-filename="1.jpg" style="clear:none;float:none;" id="A_996F0B3C5DE3A23B131B6C"/></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">소화에 무척이나 도움이 되는 운동이라함.<br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">다시 말해 소화. 나년은 매일 아침 활발한 장운동으로 인해 모닝똥을 즐겨싸는 여자임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아 참고로 말하자면 ㅎ 요가수업은 아침 9시 수업이었음 그니까 중간고사도 몇시에 시험을 봤다?</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아침 9시다^^!!!</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">모닝똥이 10시에 나오는데^^!!!</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">가스가 가득찬 상태에서 시험을 봤다^^!!!!</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">여러명이서 같이 주루룩 매트깔고 앉아서 요가시험을 보는거였음 그러니까 내양옆에 나랑같이 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">요가시험을 보는 여학우들도 있다고 보면됨</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">매트를 깔고 비장하게 심호흡하며 경건한 자세로 요가에 임했음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">근데 중간에 저 자세를할때!</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">등을 굽힐때!!!</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">똥구녕에서 신호가 왔음.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">모닝똥이 나가겠다고...</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">자기가 나가지 못한다면가스만이라도 내보내 달라며.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">울부짖고 똥꼬안에서 울부짖었음. ㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">식은땀 막나고, 갑자기 배는 아프고 근데 점점 고양이 마지막 자세 하려고 허리를 피며 엉덩이를 뒤로 뺄수록</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">똥구녕 힘이 주체가 안되는거 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">결국 나는 참지 못하고 아주 희미하게 ㅠ 똥방귀를 내보냈음 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">진짜 소리는 안났는데 나한테는 쉬이익.... 하면서 방귀빠지는 소리가 들렸음 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 창피 ㅠㅠ 근데 문제는 여기서 끝인게 아니었음 ㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 냄새 개헬....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">와.... 삽시간에 냄새가 퍼지는 거임 ㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">진짜 배아픈거는 가스를 내보내고 나니까 괜찮아졌는데 내 앞에서 서계시며 내 점수를 채점하시던 교수님이 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">갑자기 시험 안보고 잇는 뒤에 서있는 애들한테</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">"거기 학생 창문좀 열어봐."</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">이러시며 코끝에 손을 대심. ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">그래도 소리는 안났으니 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나랑 내주변에 있는 애들도 범인으로 오해 받을 수 있다는 생각에</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나는 괜히 조그맣게 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">"어후 냄새..."</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">이렇게 지껄였음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">내가 아니라는걸 어필하기 위해서 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">미안 애들아.. </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">근데 여기서 끝이 아니었음 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아 존나 수치플 여기서 끝이면 레알 그나마 낫지 ㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">한자세가 더있었음 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">바로</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">어깨바로하기 자세와- 쟁기자세임.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 아 시발 존나 창피해 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99ED713A5DE3A24B10" class="txc-image" actualwidth="699" hspace="1" vspace="1" border="0" width="699" exif="{}" data-filename="2.jpg" style="clear:none;float:none;" id="A_99ED713A5DE3A24B105BD9"/></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">저 3번째 자세에서 한 30초를 버티는게 어깨바로하기이고 그다음에 천천히 쟁기자세로 넘어가는데 ㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나 저기서 허리에 손대고 몸을 세우고 있는동안 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">질방귀 나옴 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 수치플 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나 잣잣해본적도 없는데 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">남자 손도 잡아본적없는데 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">순식간에 존나 똥꾸녕이 아닌 그곳에서 나오는 공기들을 내보낼 수 밖에 없었음 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">근데 내가 자제할 수 있는게 아니니까 ㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">소리가 </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">두돠돠돧..! 두왛....!! 두뚣 뚜우우우ㅜ우우우우우우- 소리가 나는거 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">30초 내내 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 핵 수치플 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나 목이 꺽인채로 있어서 다른사람 얼굴이나 교수님 얼굴보지도 못햇는데 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 내 오른쪽에 누워서 같이 어깨 바로하기 하던 애가 존나 쳐웃으면서 쓰러지는거 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">웃느라고 시험도 못보는거 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아나 시발 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">그러나 나는 시험을 망칠 수 없다는생각에 웃음을 참고 끝까지 계속 자세를 유지했음 ㅠㅠ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">지옥같은 30초가 지나고 교수님이 이제 쟁기자세로 바꾸라는거</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">다리를 밑에 사진처럼 넘기는데...</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/cafe/99E7523D5DE3A25825" class="txc-image" actualwidth="762" hspace="1" vspace="1" border="0" width="762" exif="{}" data-filename="3.jpg" style="clear:none;float:none;" id="A_99E7523D5DE3A25825617A"/></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">쉬이이이이이익-</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">뙇.. 뚜우우욱ㄸㅎ둟ㄱ...</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">질방귀와 방귀가 같이 나옴.....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아 존나 이젠 내 왼편에서 시험보던 애도 개터짐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">방안에 있던 모든 학생들이 내가 아까 방귀싼년이란걸 눈치 깐거 같음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">교수님도 쳐웃음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">아 존나 수치플...... </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">내 인생의 흑역사야 이건....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">그래도 난 시험을 꿋꿋이 다 보고 A+받음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">어쩐지 기말고사때는 교수님께서 장운동요가는 시험에 안내시더라고....ㅎ...ㅎㅎㅎㅎ.....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">여시들...</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">혹시 장이 활발한 여시들.. </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">개핵수치플 당하고 싶지 않다면, 요가는 피해 ㅎㅎ....ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ.....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">나 아직도 그 교양수업에서 사귄 친구가 나보고 똥방귀녀라고 놀림 ㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">존나 창피.. ㅠㅠ ㅎ 그래도 곧 졸업이니까 ㅠㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">어느여대냐고 묻지는마 ㅠㅠ </p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">응 그래서 결론은 혹시 장활동이 활발하지 않은 여시들은 저 요가자세를 집에서 해보시라는걸로</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">말을끝맞쳐야 할거 같지 ㅎ...</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">여기까지 읽어줘서 고마워....</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">혹시 문제가 되면 지울게 ㅠ</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">+많은 여시들이 좋아해 줘서 나도 다시 읽었는데 내가 웃기네.. 아 시발 씁쓸하다.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;"><br></p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">그래 됐어.</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; overflow-wrap: normal; word-break: normal;">내 똥(질)방귀로 여시들을 웃길수만 있다면... 그걸로 만족해...(아련..)</p><p style="line-height: 1.5; font-family: 굴림, gulim, tahoma, sans-serif; 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와!연예인이다..! 이글 진짜 볼때마다 행복했어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
차마 제대로 못읽고 대충읽었닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
여시 A+ 받고싶어서 딴사람 웃긴거 아녀?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아씨 이 댓글보고 더 죽을것같앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아 스발 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아 웃겨디지겄네
아니 근데 진짜 질방구 어떻게 참냐고ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ아웃겨. 상대평가라 이거지 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
한떨기 꽃에서 엥 했는데 2015년 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 이젠 추억 됐겠다 ㅎ 여시 장 파이팅~!!!
봐도봐도웃겨 ㅋㅋㅋ
아 시발 존나 웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
옆친구들은 에이쁠 못받앗나요....!
양옆친구들은 어떻게됐냐고요ㅋㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ 경쟁자를 제거한건지?
아 존낰ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ 경쟁자 없애기 위한 고도의 전략 아니냐곸ㄱㄱㄱㄱㅋㄱㄱㄱ
개웃걐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아 에이쁠받은거 개웃겨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ꿋꿋하닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ나라면 쳐웃느라 자세 다 흐트러졌을듯
볼때마다 웃기다고ㅠㅠㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아어뜩해어뜩캨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ,,
아 진ㅁ짜 웃음 터짐 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 여시야
아 웃겨 뒤질 거 같앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아니 웃음참기 시험아니냐고요?ㅠ
아 존나 이거 보고 너무 웃갸서 웃는 소리에 울 엄빠도 영문도 모르면서 빵터짐 너무욱갸
쒸익ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ개웃겨ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ어쩌냐고ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
아근데 뭔지 알겠엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ알겠엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
소리묘사가 너무 웃겨서 아 개쳐웃음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ걍미쳤음ㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ아 미쳐ㅆ닼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래도 결과는 다행이딬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아니 근데 양옆 경쟁자 제거도ㅔㅆ엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
*•.¸♡𝕊𝕀𝔹𝔸𝕃♡¸.•* 숙대아냐? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ진심 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ메바여 연어하다 왔는데 나 너무 웃겨서 댓글 안달수가없다 ㅋㅋ큐이거보면서 울었엌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
방귀 연어하다 왔는데 오열하고 간다ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ아 진짜 너무 웃겨ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 연어하다갘ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ보곸ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ눈물나게 웃고가ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아닠ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ존나 방구 묘샅ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아 개웃곀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ쟁기자세 검색하다갘ㅋㅋㅋ
가웃겨ㅠ
아 너무 웃기다
존나웃겨
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아 똥방 검색하다가ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ봤는데 ㅈ ㄴ 웃곀ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ