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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">마누라가 행방이 묘연 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>젊은 여자에게 새장가를 든 나이 지긋하신 농부님네,</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>하루는 성 상담소에 찾아와 고민을 토로했다.</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>농부 : "젊은 여자랑 살려니까 힘들어요.</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>일을 하다가 그 마음이 생기면</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">바쁘게 집에 가는데 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">집에 도착하기전에 힘이 빠져버려서....."</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">상담원 : "저런!....음.......</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그럼 이렇게 한 번 해보시지요?"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#0900ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG>농부 : "어떻게요?"</STRONG></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000">상담원 : "아내를 들로 부르는 겁니다."</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부 :"예끼!, 여보슈! 아내를 부르려면</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">내가 집으로 가야잖소!"</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">상담원 : "그럼, 새 쫓는 총을 가지고 나가서</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">생각날 때마다 쏘세요.</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그 총소리를 듣고</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">아내가 달려오게 하면 되잖아요."</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부 :"아~그것 참, 기가 막힌 생각이군요!"</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">한 달 후......</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부의 근황이 궁금해진 상담원이 </SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부 집에 전화를 해서 물었다.</SPAN></STRONG><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000"> </SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">상담원 : "요즘, 부인이랑 사랑 많이 나누십니까?"</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">농부 : " 아이구,말도 마슈!!</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">요즘 사냥철이 아닙니까?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">사냥꾼들이 여기서도 탕!,</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">저기서도 탕!~탕! </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#0900ff><STRONG><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">그때마다 여편네가 이리저리로</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">행방불명되는 바람에</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: 11pt">찾아 다니느라 죽을 맛이오~~</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">오데로 가서 뭘 하는지??~~ㅋㅋ</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
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첫댓글 웃고갑니다.
이러지도 저러지도 못하게 되었소 ~
웃고가요
재미있게 웃기네오
웃고 갑니다.
잘보고갑니다 행복하세요
그러것습니다. ㅎㅎㅎ
웃고갑니다.
웃음이 절로 나오내요
ㅎㅎ하
감사합니다....
웃고감니다,
배경음악 좀,고려해주시고, 같은음악 반복은좀....
고생하고, 애쓰시는 부분은 감사합니다만, 전, 카페지기 선생님께서 운영하실때는
운영의 묘 가 있었다고 생각합니다. 건의 드립니다.
배닭가느리
아무나 주는구만~~~
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ~!
웃으며 갑니다 ~~ ㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋ 웃고 가요 ....
우려가 사랑에 염려로구나. 밤과 낮을 잘 보존하소서!!!.
큰일낫네요ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
웃고갑니다.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ즐감^^
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