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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal"><FONT color=#c00000 size=7 face=md솔체>" 대책안서는 놈시리즈 "</FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">1. 몽고반점을 <BR>중국집 이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">2. 복상사를 <BR>절이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">3. 설운도를 <BR>섬이라고 우기는 놈.</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">4. 으악새를 <BR>새라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">5. 안중근 의사를 <BR>병원 의사라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">6. 청남대를 <BR>대학 이라고 우기는 놈.</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">7. 구제역을 <BR>지하철역 이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">8. 공모주를 <BR>술이름 이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">9. 세발낙지는 <BR>발이 세 개라고 우기는 놈.</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">10. 갈매기살을 <BR>갈매기의 살이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">11. 노숙자를 <BR>여자라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">12. 달마도를 <BR>섬이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">13. 대주교를 <BR>다리라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">14. 고물상 노점상을 <BR>밥상이라고 우기는 놈,</P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; WORD-BREAK: normal; overflow-wrap: normal">15. 곡선미를 <BR>쌀이라고 우기는 놈.(펌)</P>
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