This is Real software malefunction! My Korean language gone. Anyway, here are some puns from the web/blog for cafe.daum.net/livingbytrans.
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i never knew it was possible to have a wardrobe malfunction, but i like the concept.
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the concept that any action can be classified as a malfunction, even when the action was perfectly predictable.
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it relieves the guilty of any personal responsibility. it also opens up a new world or excuses i plan to use...
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to my wife, "i'm sorry about the other woman, it was just a penis alfunction"
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to my kids, "i'm sorry, missing your birthday, it was a beer malfunction"
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to my parents, "i'm sorry about dropping you off at the old fart home, it was a driving malfunction"
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to my neighbor, "i'm sorry about the poop in your mailbox, it was a sphincter malfunction"
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to my boss, "i'm sorry about the megacorp sales pursuit meeting, i was detained by a hooker malfunction"
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to my creditors, "i'm sorry, it was a spending malfunction"
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to my president, "i'm sorry i doubted you on the wmd issue, it was a intelligence malfunction"
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