샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들 4탄

<div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="http://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf" data-link-newwindow="_blank"><a href="http://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf" target="_blank" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/db3bc991cc811264a000cb9ff8aa909ffe0048c9" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/db3bc991cc811264a000cb9ff8aa909ffe0048c9" data-origin-width="474" data-origin-height="227"></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">출처 : 여성시대 흥미돋 글만 찌는 여시</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: left;">외국 커뮤니티 Reddit의 'ShowerThoughts' 게시판에는 조금 엉뚱하지만 신박하고 기발한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있는데, <br>이 게시판에 올라온 글들 몇개를 긁어왔습니다 <br><br>영잘알+이런 거에 흥미있는 여시들은 아래 사이트 들어가서 한 번 읽어보길!</p><p style="text-align: left;"> </p><p style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="Showerthoughts • r/Showerthoughts" data-og-description="A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar." data-og-host="www.reddit.com" data-og-source-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" data-og-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" data-og-image="https://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/n9PkW/hyOLcjcYXV/k5tDGbedTA5PpDPyDkz4K1/img.png?width=1280&height=384&face=0_0_1280_384"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/"><div class="og-image" style="background-image:url(https://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/n9PkW/hyOLcjcYXV/k5tDGbedTA5PpDPyDkz4K1/img.png?width=1280&height=384&face=0_0_1280_384)"></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">Showerthoughts • r/Showerthoughts</p><p class="og-desc">A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.</p><p class="og-host">www.reddit.com</p></div></a></div><p> </p><p>예전에 어떤 여시가 3탄까지 업로드해서 올려줬었는데 원글이 전부 삭제되어서 스크랩되어 남겨진 글들 링크로 대체하고 내가 대신 이어서 업로드함<br><br>영알못이라 최대한 노력해봤지만 오역/의역 다수 있을 수 있음 주의ㅠ오역 있으면 말해주십쇼 빠르게 수정함<br><br>1탄 [기타] 샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들<br><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들" data-og-description="출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 게시" data-og-host="m.cafe.daum.net" data-og-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp" data-og-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/boMG9S/hyOLhdRiqJ/qI6hXmWM94jaoIqE0ydR81/img.jpg?width=828&height=274&face=0_0_828_274"><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100640?svc=cafeapp"><div class="og-image" style="background-image:url(http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/boMG9S/hyOLhdRiqJ/qI6hXmWM94jaoIqE0ydR81/img.jpg?width=828&height=274&face=0_0_828_274)"></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들</p><p class="og-desc">출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 게시</p><p class="og-host">m.cafe.daum.net</p></div></a></div><p><br>2탄 [기타] 샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들, 두 번째<br><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들, 두 번째" data-og-description="출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 게시" data-og-host="m.cafe.daum.net" data-og-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp" data-og-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/ingE5/hyOLgMMkNk/OdhBjmfklCP5kEAfPRuHm0/img.jpg?width=828&height=296&face=0_0_828_296"><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3100642?svc=cafeapp"><div class="og-image" style="background-image:url(http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/ingE5/hyOLgMMkNk/OdhBjmfklCP5kEAfPRuHm0/img.jpg?width=828&height=296&face=0_0_828_296)"></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들, 두 번째</p><p class="og-desc">출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 게시</p><p class="og-host">m.cafe.daum.net</p></div></a></div><p><br>3탄 [흥미돋] 샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들 3탄<br><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들 3탄" data-og-description="  출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든, 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 " data-og-host="m.cafe.daum.net" data-og-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp" data-og-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/jPTFl/hyOK4MlzGR/g2bXACiTTY8MYGoR8esAjK/img.jpg?width=828&height=289&face=0_0_828_289"><a href="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://m.cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/3598491?svc=cafeapp"><div class="og-image" style="background-image:url(http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/jPTFl/hyOK4MlzGR/g2bXACiTTY8MYGoR8esAjK/img.jpg?width=828&height=289&face=0_0_828_289)"></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">샤워하다 갑자기 든 엉뚱한 생각들 3탄</p><p class="og-desc">  출처 : 여성시대 삼다수여섯개들이외국 커뮤니티 레딧에는 ‘ShowerThoughts’ 게시판이라고 해서 갑자기 든, 신박하고, 솔직히 맞는 것 같은데, 사실 좀 엉뚱한 생각들을 쓰는 게시판이 있음이 </p><p class="og-host">m.cafe.daum.net</p></div></a></div><p> </p><p> </p><p>1. 치즈의 발견</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f830bbcd8ba610ac645ef57350dedf350952c3ba_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f830bbcd8ba610ac645ef57350dedf350952c3ba_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="147"></div><p>치즈를 처음으로 먹었던 사람은 엄청 배가 고팠을거야 <br>액체에서 고체로 변할 정도로 상한 우유라도 괜찮았을 정도면</p><p> </p><p>2. 시간은 허상이다</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/26003c2b077ee1fbb4d3c6b876e9e23b6d473c3e_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/26003c2b077ee1fbb4d3c6b876e9e23b6d473c3e_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>오늘이 수요일이라고 단언할 수 있는 물리적 증거는 없어<br>우리 모두는 단지 누군가가 어느 날부터 날짜를 세어왔다고 믿을 뿐이지</p><p> </p><p>3. 지능의 절망적인 한계</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/4a78a5d746c6549a13888f3eb644d89171acb9ee_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/4a78a5d746c6549a13888f3eb644d89171acb9ee_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="647" data-origin-height="147"></div><p>세상에서 가장 절망적인 것 중 하나는 무언가를 하는데 더 나은 방법이 있다는 것을 알 수 있을 만큼 충분히 똑똑하지만,<br>그것을 할 수 있는 방법을 알아낼 만큼 똑똑하지는 않다는 것</p><p> </p><p>4. 복제인간</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a0fc834c5fa2b8b80a92cb69d3190f435175cd13_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a0fc834c5fa2b8b80a92cb69d3190f435175cd13_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="147"></div><p>당신의 혈액같은 유전자 물질을 유리병에 완벽하게 보존하고 여러 곳에 묻어둔다면<br>아주 먼 미래에 당신은 복제될 가능성이 높습니다</p><p> </p><p>5. 부모님들의 모순</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/84b6c626e00bf5867215ad8019dce82e19017e2c_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/84b6c626e00bf5867215ad8019dce82e19017e2c_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>몇 년에 걸쳐 우리의 부모님들은 "섹스는 나쁘다"에서 "손주를 보고 싶다"로 말을 바꾼다. </p><p> </p><p>6. 죽음의 하이라이트</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/56dd3759c30f7e1baf1a1ac054d7649ebcaa6e12_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/56dd3759c30f7e1baf1a1ac054d7649ebcaa6e12_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="647" data-origin-height="126"></div><p>너가 죽고 난 후에 너가 죽을 뻔 했던 순간들 Top5를 볼 수 있다면 재밌을 것 같지 않아?</p><p> </p><p>7. 엘리베이터가 없었다면?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/53bd86f0ac34d53c3ba008214febaea82d6b0c17_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/53bd86f0ac34d53c3ba008214febaea82d6b0c17_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="648" data-origin-height="170"></div><p>엘리베이터가 발명되지 않았다면 모든 CEO들과 고위 임원들은 <br>지위의 상징으로 본인들의 사무실을 1층에 두었을 거임</p><p> </p><p>8. 구글어스</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/3f9e777ba45ee1bcbc84eb1f0c9d18331dfc83c7_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/3f9e777ba45ee1bcbc84eb1f0c9d18331dfc83c7_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="647" data-origin-height="170"></div><p>구글어스는 인간이 만든 가장 대단한 것들 중 하나이지만 마치 별 거 아닌 것처럼 당연하게 여겨지고 있지</p><p> </p><p>9. 에어컨 수리기사의 고충</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d1bb607f3d2b171a4420620c65c9190d241dbbf6_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d1bb607f3d2b171a4420620c65c9190d241dbbf6_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="147"></div><p>에어컨 수리기사는 진짜 힘들 듯<br>에어컨이 없는 공간에서 하루종일 일하다가 에어컨이 고쳐지고 마침내 시원해지면 그 땐 가야 하잖아</p><p> </p><p>10. 손세정제의 사용률을 높이는 방법</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9a8d92f10d546beb188f018f858a9cd9ab33892c_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9a8d92f10d546beb188f018f858a9cd9ab33892c_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="648" data-origin-height="171"></div><p>손세정제를 엘리베이터에 비치하면 아마 손세정제 사용량이 증가할 것이다 <br>엘리베이터 안에서는 사람들이 딱히 할 일이 없으니까</p><p> </p><p>11. 우리 모두 성장하고 있었음을</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/140aa0ed44b211a1e94505a8f4042439037ddc55_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/140aa0ed44b211a1e94505a8f4042439037ddc55_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="647" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>너희들이 어렸을 때, 너희들도 너희 엄빠가 자라는걸 보고 있었단걸 눈치채지 못했을걸</p><p> </p><p>12. 자기수용</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/6e37575e4847a127e09ed0d52017088e7c26e84a_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/6e37575e4847a127e09ed0d52017088e7c26e84a_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="126"></div><p>동영상 속 자신의 목소리를 받아들일 수 있는건 아마 가장 높은 수준의 자기수용일지도</p><p> </p><p>13. 도장깨기</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e10b85219d6760dcd3a6d42c2be4f8cd001fb2f5_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e10b85219d6760dcd3a6d42c2be4f8cd001fb2f5_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="647" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>세계에서 가장 키가 큰 사람은 세상에 현존하는 모든 사람들의 키를 직접 경험해봤겠네</p><p> </p><p>14. 헬륨가스</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0ccf8b7d95d9c9357f0d2b567525b92fc115103d_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0ccf8b7d95d9c9357f0d2b567525b92fc115103d_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>헬륨가스를 처음 마셔본 사람은 헬륨가스 효과가 사라졌을 때 무척이나 안심했을 거야</p><p> </p><p>15. 특이한 조합</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/523ad25e247874699de66f3bb6e72814557ec7db_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/523ad25e247874699de66f3bb6e72814557ec7db_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="169"></div><p>어두운 곳에서 어두운 옷을 입고 조명이나 반사체를 쓰지 않고 길에서 조깅을 하는 사람들은 <br>자신의 건강과 안녕에 신경을 씀과 동시에 건강과 안녕에 신경을 쓰지 않는 특이한 조합이다</p><p> </p><p>16. TV 사용설명서의 재평가</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/64484dad01e5e6f6f1802ff2262a491e95617b80_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/64484dad01e5e6f6f1802ff2262a491e95617b80_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="648" data-origin-height="150"></div><p>TV 사용설명서는 쓸데없다고 여겨지지만 5천년 후에는 엄청난 가치가 있을 거야 <br>이건 20가지의 언어와 알파벳으로 된 똑같은 내용을 담고 있잖아</p><p> </p><p>17. 세월의 체감</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/999fcf1c01006b27c0a34f0dea6d472d3956a823_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/999fcf1c01006b27c0a34f0dea6d472d3956a823_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="645" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>25살에서 35살까지의 10년은 14살에서 18살까지의 4년보다 훨씬 짧다</p><p> </p><p>18. 발상의 전환</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/aaa1dd38e3986a96a3bbf12ad8b63e7613957e4b_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/aaa1dd38e3986a96a3bbf12ad8b63e7613957e4b_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="169"></div><p>만약 너가 투명인간이라면, 시각장애인과는 매우 정상적인 관계를 맺을 수 있을지도</p><p> </p><p>19. 우리는 우리 신체의 관리자가 아니다</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f910a5b19fb71398b473d638e7572c4b55aad2be_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f910a5b19fb71398b473d638e7572c4b55aad2be_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="125"></div><p>우리가 우리의 장기와 신체 기능을 제대로 제어할 수 없다는 것은 우리의 신체에 대한 관리 권한이 없다는 것과 같다</p><p>(어쩌면 심즈처럼 이 세상은 누군가가 조종하는 시뮬레이션일지도?)</p><p> </p><p>20. 우리는 왜 AI를 두려워하는가?</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7a4564616f78e5f3f68e5c0f5c6680eee655d211_re_1655193941712" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7a4564616f78e5f3f68e5c0f5c6680eee655d211_re_1655193941712" data-origin-width="646" data-origin-height="126"></div><p>지각이 있는 인공지능이 인간을 파괴할까봐 두려워하는 이유는 우리 인간들이 문제라는걸 우리들이 아주 잘 알고있기 때문이겠지</p>