What is the Difference between Wife and Girl friend?

[이젠백]

What is the Difference between Wife and Girl friend?

Great Thought in Modified Version....

Wife is like a TV and Girl friend is like a MOBILE.

At home you watch TV,

But when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV.

But most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) free for life.

But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.

But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.

But MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen)

But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least…!

Yet TV s are superior because TVs don't have viruses,

But MOBILEs often do....

And MOBILEs can be easily hacked or stolen.

[서글이]

A~ha, that's why I don't use TV anymore to watch News....ㅋㅋ ^.^

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I’m wondering how often you change your MOBILE...
Is it every time new MOBILES are released on the market? I’m kidding...^^

[서글이]

I wish I can ..... ^.^

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Umm... You’re now trying for a new way of English-Korean encoding...^^
As long as I remember, you’re a newcomer to E-room, aren't you?
Many thanks for your interest in E-room.
Best regards,

[하늘을나는]

You know what?
I really want to say something for those who treat their wives like this, BUT I won't.
Men should know that women, doesn't matter wives or girl friends, old or young, are very sophisticated species physically and emotionally.
Men treat their women wrong, they will pay for it..

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Sure...You can say that again.
As you mentioned, it’s also my understanding that women’s nature and/or character is more sophisticated than men’s.
I do not know who’ve originally created the quoted parables. It may be just for a fun...
Anyway it’s no more than a joke which please note and do not accept it too sensitively.
Just take it easy...^^
At this moment you must be on your way to Seoul for today's meeting.
See you later ...^^

[하늘을나는]

Of course this is a joke.. But certain jokes are not very pleasant..
Yup I'm one stop away ffom 서울역..
see you soon.. ^^