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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://cafe.daum.net/hongbae" target=_blank><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#670000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">■. 밤늦게 집에 들어와 이불속으로 들어가는데 </SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> ■. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">당신이에요?' 라고 묻는다. 몰라서 묻는걸까?</SPAN> </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000><FONT color=#662500><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">■. 마누라는 온갖 정성으로 눈화장을 하더니</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">■. 선글라스는 왜 끼는걸까? </SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/11214F134B541E405A" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#662500>■. 참으로 조물주는 신통방통한 것 같다. </FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■. 인간이 안경을 낄줄알고 귀를 달아놓다니?</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■."소변금지"'라 써놓고 옆에 가위가 그려져 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000>있다.</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: null" color=#005766><STRONG> ■. 그럼 여자는 볼일을 봐도 된다는걸까 ? </STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> ■.여자에게 키스했더니 입술을 도둑 맞았다 한다. </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG> ■.다시 입술을 돌려주고 싶은데 순순히 받아줄까?</STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#000000><STRONG></STRONG> </P></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></FONT>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■. 요즘 속셈학원이 많이 생겼는데</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■. 뭘 가르치겠다는 속셈일까...??</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/11214F134B541E3F56" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■.문제 = 남자가 여자보다 번개에 맞기 쉬운 이유?</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG> ■.해답 = 몸에 안테나가 있어서 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■.오랜 봉사활동을 거쳐 빛을 본 사람은 누군가?</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■.해답= 심봉사 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">■. 왜 콧구멍도 둘일까? </SPAN><BR></FONT><FONT color=#005766><SPAN>■. 정답 = 하나면 후비다가 숨막혀 죽을까봐</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/17214F134B541E3E53" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></FONT></P><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null">
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> ■. 닭이 길가다 넘어진것을 두글자로 줄이면 ? </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#005766><SPAN>■. 답 : 닭꽝 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■. 형과 동생이 싸우는데 가족들은 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000>모두 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> 동생편만 든다 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">이것을 간단하게 말하면 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#005766><SPAN>■. 답 : 형편없는세상~ </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#005766><SPAN> </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000>■. 쥐가 네 마리 모였다--를 두자로 압축하면 ?</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■. 답 : 쥐포</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■. (문제) : 기러기'는 거꾸로 해도 '기러기'다. </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■. 그럼 '쓰레기통'을 거꾸로 하면? </FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■. (정답) : 쏟아진다.</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> ■. (문제) : 억세게 재수없으면서도 그런대로 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> 운이 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">좋은 사나이는?</SPAN></FONT><BR><FONT color=#005766> ■. (정답) : 앰뷸런스에 치인 사나이. </FONT></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">■.서울시민 모두가 동시에 고함지르면 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">무슨말이 될까? </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">-천만의 말씀 </SPAN><BR></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#005766><SPAN>■.개가 사람을 가르친다' 를 4자로 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#005766><SPAN>줄이면? </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#005766><SPAN>-개인지도 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN>■. 토끼가 젤 잘하는것은? -</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#005766>토끼기... (도망치기..)</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG><FONT color=#670000>■. 아홉명의 자식을 세자로 줄이면?</FONT> -아이구</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/18214F134B541E3B4B" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000>■."신혼" 이란?</FONT> --<FONT color=#005766>한 사람은 '"신"나고</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG>■.한 사람은 "혼" 나는 것이라 한다 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/17214F134B541E3B4A" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#000000>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR></FONT><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://cafe.daum.net/hongbae" target=_blank><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000>■.가짜꿀을 만들때 들어가는 재료는 ? </FONT> </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">----진짜꿀</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> ■.한명의 야당정치인과 두명의 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">여당정치인 </SPAN></FONT></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">이를 한자성어로 하면? </SPAN><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> 답: 일석이조. </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#000000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> (한명의 돌대가리와 </SPAN>두명의 새대가리)</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/19214F134B541E3B49" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN> ■.세상에서 제일 시원하고 화끈한 얘기는 ?</SPAN><BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG> ■.대답 = 어름공장에 불난 이야기 </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#000000><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><IMG style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" hspace=1 src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cfile/blog/13231B114B541E5C29" width=400 vspace=1 border=0></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt" color=#000000>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> ■.문제 : 비아그라는 되도록 빠르게 </FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN><FONT color=#670000> 삼켜야 한다. 왜 그럴까?</FONT></SPAN><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><STRONG> ■.그렇지 않으면 목이 뻣뻣해질 테니까.</STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://cafe.daum.net/hongbae" target=_blank><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN>■. 한 남자가 25도짜리 소주네병, </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN>6도짜리 맥주 열병, </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"></STRONG></FONT><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#670000><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN> 45도짜리 고량주 세병 모두 마셨다.</SPAN><BR></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Batang, 바탕" color=#005766><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><FONT color=#670000><SPAN> 이 남자가 마신 술은 모두 몇도일까?</SPAN><BR></FONT><SPAN> ■. 졸도.. . </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
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첫댓글 즐감^^
즐감하고 갑니다.오늘도 즐거운 하루 되세요....
참 그럴 듯하다.
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ재밌게 즐겼슴다.ㅎㅎ
ㅎㅎㅎ
아주 좋아 정말 좋아
감사 ~~
웃겨요
즐,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,감
감사합니다. 즐감하고 감사드립니다.
재미있네요. ㅎㅎㅎ
감사합니다..
가짜 꿀속에도 진짜꿀이 들어있다요.
많은걸 배우고갑니다
많이 웃고 갑니다 감사합니다.
재미있게 잘보고갑니다 감사합니다 행복하새요^&^
신혼 동감
잼 나게 보고 갑니다요
감사합니다..
견문을 넓히고...웃음과 담소,ㅎㅎ
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ