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<div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" data-link-newwindow="_blank"><a href="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" target="_blank" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" width="288" height="288" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" data-origin-width="1024" data-origin-height="1024"></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">출처: 여성시대 다음에 좋은 자리 가집시다</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="기독교의 신이 도시 메테오로 날려버린 썰(내용 혐오주의)" data-og-description="출처: 여성시대 다음에 좋은 자리 가집시다      기독교의 신인 미스터 하나가사람들이 말 안듣는다고 불 떨어뜨리고물 쏟아붓고 한 썰은 하도 많음  그 중 가장 유명한 건 아무래도     " data-og-host="cafe.daum.net" data-og-source-url="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/5031519" data-og-url="https://cafe.daum.net/_c21_/bbs_read?grpid=1IHuH&fldid=ReHf&datanum=5031519" data-og-image="https://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/bH6oZf/hyW2WFwYP7/elQws4T6pukFnrkAEFkMsk/img.png?width=140&height=72&face=0_0_140_72"><a href="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/5031519" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club/ReHf/5031519"><div class="og-image"><img src="https://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/bH6oZf/hyW2WFwYP7/elQws4T6pukFnrkAEFkMsk/img.png?width=140&height=72&face=0_0_140_72" alt="" xxxxonerror="this.src="//img1.kakaocdn.net/thumb/C200x200/?fname=https%3A%2F%2Ft1.daumcdn.net%2Fcafe_image%2Fcafe_meta_image_190529.png""></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">기독교의 신이 도시 메테오로 날려버린 썰(내용 혐오주의)</p><p class="og-desc">출처: 여성시대 다음에 좋은 자리 가집시다      기독교의 신인 미스터 하나가사람들이 말 안듣는다고 불 떨어뜨리고물 쏟아붓고 한 썰은 하도 많음  그 중 가장 유명한 건 아무래도     </p><p class="og-host">cafe.daum.net</p></div></a></div><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">기독교의 신은</p><p style="text-align: center;">사랑과 자비의 하나님이라면서</p><p style="text-align: center;">툭하면 도시째로 날려버리던데</p><p style="text-align: center;">이번에도 역시 날아갈 위기에 처한 도시가 있었음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f303fb647df590ece1f5b9df58787829a64e6aa0" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f303fb647df590ece1f5b9df58787829a64e6aa0" data-origin-width="668" data-origin-height="375"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;">이곳은</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"> </span><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>니느웨</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">아시리아 제국의 수도로</p><p style="text-align: center;">이곳은 신이 보기에</p><p style="text-align: center;">범죄가 많고 악행이 매우 심한 곳이었음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">하나는 요나라는 선지자에게</p><p style="text-align: center;">나타나서 말함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/147411d20379aa4c31199a7c0e8d4b6d231e186e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/147411d20379aa4c31199a7c0e8d4b6d231e186e" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>요나야...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/b7144c8a6cb594e9c393dcb21c4a95a7dc43d623" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/b7144c8a6cb594e9c393dcb21c4a95a7dc43d623" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>예?</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a3c0035ffd9fde84a25392cbb80f7959886cad73" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a3c0035ffd9fde84a25392cbb80f7959886cad73" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>너에게 임무를 주겠다..</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>니느웨라는 도시로 가서</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>그들에게 경고하거라</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1b80ecf402cba60f8771508fa057adc6c3c873f0" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1b80ecf402cba60f8771508fa057adc6c3c873f0" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>니느웨요...?</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>너무 멀고...</b></span><span data-ke-size="size20"><b><br></b></span><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>거기 나쁜 나라잖아요</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>가기 싫은데ㅠ</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a4919ed2b02f9fceb22a78492b4889c3c5b61064" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a4919ed2b02f9fceb22a78492b4889c3c5b61064" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>가거라</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 니느웨가 ㅈㄴ 가기 싫었는지</p><p style="text-align: center;">니느웨의 정 반대 방향인</p><p style="text-align: center;">스페인 쪽으로 향하는 배를 타고</p><p style="text-align: center;">걍 도망가버리려고 함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7f5c46c04a43d145a24358ff4b9ef0e2446026d7" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7f5c46c04a43d145a24358ff4b9ef0e2446026d7" data-origin-width="471" data-origin-height="351"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">어림도 없지 바로 폭풍</p><p style="text-align: center;">요나의 배는 폭풍이 심해서</p><p style="text-align: center;">뒤집힐 위기에 처함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d2c9573a4a895300dba0f84f8322b2dd5a8ef617" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d2c9573a4a895300dba0f84f8322b2dd5a8ef617" data-origin-width="494" data-origin-height="325"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">선원들은 누군가가 미스터 하나를</p><p style="text-align: center;">빡치게 했구나 하고 직감,</p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>잘못한 사람을 찾기 위해 제비뽑기를 함</b></p><p style="text-align: center;">(레전드 논리)</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/51e064ff4232cf671ab37c3c986ac7a0af99018e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/51e064ff4232cf671ab37c3c986ac7a0af99018e" data-origin-width="378" data-origin-height="322"></div><p style="text-align: center;">존나 바로 요나가 걸림ㅋㅋ</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">선원들은 요나를 추궁하고,</p><p style="text-align: center;">어쩔 수 없이 요나는</p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>자기가 하나의 말을 안들어서</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>폭풍 치고 난리난 것 같다고 자백함....</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/b11603d1d75d77dbb0c65874317936d74183c3a1" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/b11603d1d75d77dbb0c65874317936d74183c3a1" data-origin-width="378" data-origin-height="322"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>아무래도 제가 바다에..</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>빠져야 폭풍이 멈출듯?</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">선원들은 처음엔 망설였지만,</p><p style="text-align: center;">폭풍이 너무 심각해지자 어쩔 수 없이</p><p style="text-align: center;">요나를 던지기로 함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/92e2be370b1655414a44ca068ac741c70d81f923" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/92e2be370b1655414a44ca068ac741c70d81f923" data-origin-width="452" data-origin-height="303"><div class="figcaption">삽화 미쳣나 ㅋㅋ</div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c954d7d20d55d8e5faafd3e43776e9b418deefbd" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c954d7d20d55d8e5faafd3e43776e9b418deefbd" data-origin-width="424" data-origin-height="471"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나가 바다에 들어가자,</p><p style="text-align: center;">거짓말처럼 폭풍이 멈추고 바다가 고요해짐.</p><p style="text-align: center;">이것을 보고 선원들은</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>진짜 신의 분노였구나...</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">하고 제사를 드림</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f1aa15b2aa2e438b21635d38417bd17487b7173f" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f1aa15b2aa2e438b21635d38417bd17487b7173f" data-origin-width="364" data-origin-height="348"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">그리고 존나큰고래가</p><p style="text-align: center;">요나를 꿀꺽 삼켜버림</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d4445945865331dab29bd41f3a80aa6f94d5125c" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d4445945865331dab29bd41f3a80aa6f94d5125c" data-origin-width="659" data-origin-height="467"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 자기가 죽었다고 생각했으나,</p><p style="text-align: center;">죽지 않고 <b>고래 뱃속에서 3일</b>을 보냈고</p><p style="text-align: center;">그동안 요나는 하나에게 열심히 기도를 함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9e92c8b1b14da9026dfc7bde5d0e6b5f1ce81232" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9e92c8b1b14da9026dfc7bde5d0e6b5f1ce81232" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size18"><b>하나님 안죽게 해주셔서 감사합니다...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size18"><b>말 안듣고 도망가서 죄송합니다...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size18"><b>도와주세요...하나님을 믿습니다....</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">이렇게 열심히 회개기도를 하자</p><p style="text-align: center;">하나는 고래가 요나를 육지에 토해내게 함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/dc4009280a6b3264c759af1efbf567b72dbbb1aa" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/dc4009280a6b3264c759af1efbf567b72dbbb1aa" data-origin-width="615" data-origin-height="418"><div class="figcaption"><요나와 고래></div></div><p style="text-align: center;">화가가 고래가 뭔지 모르는듯..;</p><p style="text-align: center;">암튼 요나는 열심히 회개하고 죄를 뉘우친 뒤,</p><p style="text-align: center;">하나가 시킨대로 니느웨로 감</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/ac02240b797779ab8a239821d2d34459f039aeff" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/ac02240b797779ab8a239821d2d34459f039aeff" data-origin-width="679" data-origin-height="372"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>여러분 회개하쇼~~</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>40일 안에 니느웨가 멸망합니다~~</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>회개하쇼~~~</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c32d5720180666359b650e0c92b96f58949f8e94" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c32d5720180666359b650e0c92b96f58949f8e94" data-origin-width="691" data-origin-height="275"></div><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>회개하라!!!!</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>니느웨가 멸망한다!!!!</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">1호선 광인처럼 열심히 니느웨를 돌아다닌 요나</p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 이래봤자 저 사람들</p><p style="text-align: center;">어차피 회개 안하고 나라 멸망할 줄 알았음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fb802172a24384d144e6644f0779cb047d6ced3f" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fb802172a24384d144e6644f0779cb047d6ced3f" data-origin-width="741" data-origin-height="414"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0ab23d28182ba321fdbc0031b0013631b04fe745" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0ab23d28182ba321fdbc0031b0013631b04fe745" data-origin-width="662" data-origin-height="383"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center;">근데 ㅁㅊ</p><p style="text-align: center;">니느웨 인간들 전부 다 나와서 길바닥에서</p><p style="text-align: center;">머리에 재뿌리고 진심으로 빌고 회개함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">니느웨 왕도 왕좌에서 내려와서</p><p style="text-align: center;">왕복을 벗고, 베옷을 입고 재를 뒤집어쓰고 회개함;;</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">성경에는 심지어 가축들도 같이</p><p style="text-align: center;">회개했다는데 어캐 한건지 잘 모르겠음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/924548e9785f729b1a4ba9be4df26e9d557fd33e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/924548e9785f729b1a4ba9be4df26e9d557fd33e" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>야 이정도면...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>용서한다...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>멸망 철회한다</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">국가단위의 회개쇼를 본 미스터 하나는</p><p style="text-align: center;">멸망시키겠다는 말을 취소함</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">근데 그랬더니 요나 삐짐</p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 자기가 여기까지 와서</p><p style="text-align: center;">멸망 전했는데 니느웨를 용서할 줄 몰랐나봄</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/256cb5872ab556d6eb669a295f9a36123d9ac003" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/256cb5872ab556d6eb669a295f9a36123d9ac003" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>장난하시나요...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>이럴 줄 알았으면 안왔는데...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>이럴 거 같아서 오기 싫었음요</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">심지어 너무 빡쳐서</p><p style="text-align: center;">걍 자기 죽이라고 함 죽는게 낫겟다고;;</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/504ea25ae57e8b4c00b68ab519ae1f74fb4bf886" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/504ea25ae57e8b4c00b68ab519ae1f74fb4bf886" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>그냥 저 죽이세요</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>너무 실망이라 차라리 죽고싶음</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/6b1443240d0a1306d793851a348b53bd2f8be2ca" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/6b1443240d0a1306d793851a348b53bd2f8be2ca" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>요나야 이게 화날 일이냐</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 여전히 니느웨가 멸망하길 바랬고,</p><p style="text-align: center;">니느웨 밖 동쪽에서,</p><p style="text-align: center;">도시가 잘 보이는 곳에 자리를 잡고</p><p style="text-align: center;">니느웨가 멸망하는 것을 지켜보려고 했음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e15cfb1a78808bf5e5b4eae44dd60681ccd182d5" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e15cfb1a78808bf5e5b4eae44dd60681ccd182d5" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>여기서 언제 멸망하나 볼거임</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">레전드 금쪽이</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/11b43d758e0a03a0a57d0658efc9493a0f6723f1" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/11b43d758e0a03a0a57d0658efc9493a0f6723f1" data-origin-width="652" data-origin-height="486"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나가 땡볕에서 니느웨를 보고 있자,</p><p style="text-align: center;">미스터 하나는 요나를 위해서</p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>머리 위에 시원한 덩굴을 만들어줬음</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0e3c7a4a3469343bfe92d1a2a5dc285167bb03d3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0e3c7a4a3469343bfe92d1a2a5dc285167bb03d3" data-origin-width="493" data-origin-height="336"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>시원하네</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">근데 다음날 되니까 덩굴 다 없어짐</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d7fa7806db7008cdbcf0dac5824e99ae0078a862" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d7fa7806db7008cdbcf0dac5824e99ae0078a862" data-origin-width="616" data-origin-height="468"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size20"><b>아니 줫다가 뺏냐고요</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">요나는 다시 큰 불쾌감을 느낌</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/465bffba82fb2dce71f7ae1eca15b2696037b9ff" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/465bffba82fb2dce71f7ae1eca15b2696037b9ff" data-origin-width="434" data-origin-height="472"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>야 요나야...</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>저 식물이 자라나는데 니가</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>뭐 하나 보탠 것도 없고....</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>열심히 기른 것도 아니면서</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>없어지니까 아쉬워 죽겠느냐....</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>하물며 이 큰 성읍</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>니느웨가 없어지면 어떻겠느냐.....</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>거기는 십만 명이 넘는 사람들,</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>그리고 가축들도 있느니라....</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/2a9deb3b34d23fac4dd5a387bcaea371a7a30f82" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/2a9deb3b34d23fac4dd5a387bcaea371a7a30f82" data-origin-width="190" data-origin-height="231"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>....!</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">하며 요나에게</p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>도시 내 사람들과 가축들의</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b>생명의 소중함을 일깨워 줌...</b></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">진짜충격</p><p style="text-align: center;">하사장 당신..가축 생명의 중요성...</p><p style="text-align: center;">아는 사람이었다고</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">?ㅠㅠ?</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span data-ke-size="size23"><b>끝</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">성경 내용은....보면 볼수록</p><p style="text-align: center;">하사장 어쩔 때는 미치게 속좁고</p><p style="text-align: center;">어쩔 때는 이걸봐주네</p><p style="text-align: center;">어디까지봐주는거에요? 싶음</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;">조건 없는 신의 사랑이 아가페라면서...</p><p style="text-align: center;">너무 기분파 아닌가요</p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p><p style="text-align: center;"> </p>
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