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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 술집 아가씨에게 “숫처녀냐”고 물었을 때 아가씨가 뭐라고 했을까요?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><STRONG><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" color=#ff0000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">미친놈.</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">노력 중</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 그럼 늘 무엇인가를 찾고 있는 스님은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">탐색 중</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 세상에서 가장 시원한 중학교는?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">냉방중(冷房中)</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 가장 바쁜 사람들이 마시는 술 이름은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">동분서주(酒)</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 먹고살기 위해 찾는 책은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">호구지책</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">우여곡절</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 찔러도 피 한방울 안 나오는 사람은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" color=#ff0000>마네킹</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 눈 깜짝할 사이에 이루어지는 것은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">윙크</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 홈런 치면 절대 안 되는 운동은 ?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ff0000><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff0000" color=#ff0000>탁구</FONT></SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 달면 뱉고 쓰면 삼키는 사람은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff5e00"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">당뇨병 환자</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">- 매일 고스톱을 해야 먹고 사는 사람은?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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