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<div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" data-link-newwindow="_blank"><a href="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" target="_blank" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" width="288" height="288" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" data-origin-width="1024" data-origin-height="1024"></a></div>출처 : 여성시대 김빠빠 영상출처 : 왓챠플레이 배추도사 무도사의 옛날 옛적에, 에피소드 4 우렁이 색시 (최애글인데 여시 원글 삭제돼서 복붙해왔어요) <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e3ebfb0424275527fac6ae8ffb6002c77cf61f87_re_1734072496248" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e3ebfb0424275527fac6ae8ffb6002c77cf61f87_re_1734072496248" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "갑분아... 잘 가거라 아들 딸 낳고 잘 살아...." 영유아 시절 우리 나중에 결혼하자~! 이 말을 결혼 약속으로 알아듣고 파혼 당했다며 질질 짜는 존못남 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/62571e5515a3a7f6f70065b30d7f5a07763adbd8_re_1734072496248" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/62571e5515a3a7f6f70065b30d7f5a07763adbd8_re_1734072496248" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "야 저기 원숭이 총각 지나간다~" "누가 저 총각에게 시집갈까" 다 들리게 욕 하시는 성님들 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/883c62df9286873779f3eb0d37cdd6dce02d2059_re_1734072496248" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/883c62df9286873779f3eb0d37cdd6dce02d2059_re_1734072496248" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "으이구 내가 처녀라도 시집 안가겠다" "깔깔깔~~~~" 윾캔 댄스~ 윾캔 자이브~ <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7cbc38b06c76089b504e113a199cfeabb3675690_re_1734072496248" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7cbc38b06c76089b504e113a199cfeabb3675690_re_1734072496248" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 밭 일구는 존못남 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1311ecd133652e6a319bf850cc40d1af7a1392b4_re_1734072496249" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1311ecd133652e6a319bf850cc40d1af7a1392b4_re_1734072496249" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "나한테 시집 올 사람도 없는데 이 밭을 갈아 곡식을 거두면 누구랑 먹고 사나" "나랑 먹고 살죠~" 어디선가 들려오는 여자 목소리 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9414109e7f3ff1c666a22bc97f7ffdb17d9fa6f7_re_1734072496249" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9414109e7f3ff1c666a22bc97f7ffdb17d9fa6f7_re_1734072496249" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "아무도 없는데.. 큼큼 다시 한번 이 밭을 갈아 곡식을 거두면 누구랑 먹고 사나~" "나랑 먹고 살죠" <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/451b244b9dc56c4ba603db47c779295c00830955_re_1734072496249" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/451b244b9dc56c4ba603db47c779295c00830955_re_1734072496249" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "누가 있으면 놀리지 말고 나오세요" "제가 대답을 했어요" "뭐? 우렁이 니가?" 반말하지마!!!!!!!!!! <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/375c52e5e0bbf8fcc173422191a61e073617cfca_re_1734072496249" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/375c52e5e0bbf8fcc173422191a61e073617cfca_re_1734072496249" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "그래요 저를 데려다 물독에 넣어 주세요 좋은 일이 있을거에요" <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/779ce9a0ae08bb1c4f6c49b0f8594325ae24dbb2_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/779ce9a0ae08bb1c4f6c49b0f8594325ae24dbb2_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 존못남은 단풍손으로 우렁이를 들고 집으로 감 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e5a9e73de44c8281c9beea82eed577c7dfec6f65_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e5a9e73de44c8281c9beea82eed577c7dfec6f65_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 쳐자빠져자고 일어난 존못남 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9bffc479c3d720ec50c6555ba8198266ac49384f_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9bffc479c3d720ec50c6555ba8198266ac49384f_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 누군가 차려 놓은 진수성찬.. 시발 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/977d27afc7569d8a31e7af82ce1f9e090007b6cd_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/977d27afc7569d8a31e7af82ce1f9e090007b6cd_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 일 하고 들어왔더니 또 저녁 밥상이!!! <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8d2a17bd2fa45f25065632bbf3566c21bf7e865e_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8d2a17bd2fa45f25065632bbf3566c21bf7e865e_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 그리고 빳빳한 빨래 까지!!!! 씨발 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c9cfd05cd23b9dd1853b7426130a98b4e81cb244_re_1734072496250" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c9cfd05cd23b9dd1853b7426130a98b4e81cb244_re_1734072496250" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "귀신이 곡할 노릇이 있나..." 개음침하게 일 가는 척 하고 되돌아와서 염탐하는 개쌉존못도태남 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/679a973c72c89ff8c3da9088b06107e5fb13caba_re_1734072496251" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/679a973c72c89ff8c3da9088b06107e5fb13caba_re_1734072496251" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 또잉? <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/3a174e89f4a10cb3d04f90bb1ac4b5d466280f52_re_1734072496251" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/3a174e89f4a10cb3d04f90bb1ac4b5d466280f52_re_1734072496251" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 우렁이의 정체 ㅠㅠ <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fac1be9e7364afb533117855c9ef887d98a2d4c3_re_1734072496251" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fac1be9e7364afb533117855c9ef887d98a2d4c3_re_1734072496251" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 그동안 우렁이가 밥도 해주고 빨래도 해준거임 ㅠㅠ 씨발 도망쳐요 우렁성님 ㅠㅠㅠ <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/eb2820c26f497a0bc575152686d6cc59bea626c3_re_1734072496251" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/eb2820c26f497a0bc575152686d6cc59bea626c3_re_1734072496251" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "자,..잠깐만여!!! 색시! 색시 안돼여!!!" "이러시면 안됩니다..." 다시 물독으로 들어가는 우렁이를 잡는 존못남 ㅡㅡ 아 색시라는 단어도 극혐 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a379fd2a9525d96578d1e2020b6dfe6c8e550953_re_1734072496252" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/a379fd2a9525d96578d1e2020b6dfe6c8e550953_re_1734072496252" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "색시는 누구요?" "전.. 우렁이에요" "낭자같이 아리따운 분이 우렁이라니 그럴리가" "제발 저를 놓아주세요 때가 올 때까지 기다려야 됩니다" "색시 그럴 수 없어요" 존나 안된다는데 ㅡㅡ 질질 쳐짜는 존못남 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/586bf60abdbf0c620a7eaf8e55dcae75bc8add80_re_1734072496252" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/586bf60abdbf0c620a7eaf8e55dcae75bc8add80_re_1734072496252" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "절대로 색시가 다시 우렁이가 되게 할 수는 없어요" 방에서 얘기 하자면서 존나 끌고 들어감 미친새끼 경찰불러 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1171ea2081d041e3838f5852fd9a9467a02e7582_re_1734072496252" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/1171ea2081d041e3838f5852fd9a9467a02e7582_re_1734072496252" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 우렁성님은 용왕님의 따님이신데 말을 안듣자 그 개비가 우렁이로 만들어벌였다고 함 3년이 지나면 인간세상에서 사람으로 살 수 있어기다려달라는데 저 존못남이 징징대는 바람에 그냥 이르케 살게 됨 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d69f2c341f87a9bc7baa59bf0fe02cdae9e4f7b4_re_1734072496252" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/d69f2c341f87a9bc7baa59bf0fe02cdae9e4f7b4_re_1734072496252" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "여봐라 그 낭자는 누구냐" "예 소인과 혼례를 치루기로 한 낭자 입니다" 지나가던 왕자님이 우렁성님을 발견하고 아직 결혼 전이면 대결을 통해 성님과 결혼 할 사람을 고르자고 함 ㅋ <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/00905e74fa0dccd5c8cecee6c33c3038e7331eb2_re_1734072496252" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/00905e74fa0dccd5c8cecee6c33c3038e7331eb2_re_1734072496252" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "차라리 저를 죽여주시옵소서" 대결할 능력 좆도 없어서 빌빌 기는중 <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fa593e238fc9830430a6e3ff89ff2665ed9a1067_re_1734072496253" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fa593e238fc9830430a6e3ff89ff2665ed9a1067_re_1734072496253" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> "내 어찌 이기겠소.." 또!!!! 빡빡 짜는중 시발ㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ <div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e1a014ece5048082d54d1bdf3392236761a0d5e1_re_1734072496253" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e1a014ece5048082d54d1bdf3392236761a0d5e1_re_1734072496253" data-origin-width="320" data-origin-height="211"></div> 결국 존못남은 용왕님을 찾아가 읍소하기 이르는데 ㅡㅡ 아 빡쳐서 더 못 찌겠다 뒷이야기는 찾아봐주세염 ————————— 사족 ㅈㄴ 웃겨 원글쓴 여시 복받아