Off the Beaten Path

6. CNN-Off the Beaten Path. (1:10) [New Words]   ♧ buzz : n. 소란, 와글거리는 소리   ♧ land : v. 노력의 결과로서 획득하다   ♧ quell : v. 진압하다, 평정하다, 억누르다, 가라앉히다   ♧ stinger : v. 쏘는 동물   ♧ pluck : v. 잡아뜯다, 잡아 당기다   ♧ NASCAR : n. National Association for Stock Car Racing - 전미 자동차 경주협회   ♧ off-season : n. 비수기   ♧ before shot : n. 예고편, 예고사진, 장면   ♧ freakish : a. 변덕스러운, 기괴한, 기형적인   ♧ befriend : v. ~의 편을 들다, 친구가 되다   ♧ hopeful : a. 희망에 찬, 장래가 촉망되는, 희망적인   ♧ reptile : n. 파충류, 비열한 인간   ♧ rodent : n. 설치류   ♧ go to the dogs : v. 파멸하다, 타락하다, 못쓰게 되다   ♧ breeder : n. 사육자, 양육자   ♧ natural : a. (가족이) 낳아준, 친...; 서출의, 사생의   ♧ piglet : n. 돼지새끼..새끼돼지.   ♧ purebred : a. 순혈의, 순종의   ♧ Border Collies   ♧ prejudice : n. 편견, 침해, 손상   ♧ nasty : a. 더러운, 불쾌한, 역겨운   ♧ beaten path : n. 늘 다녀 생긴 길, 익은 길; 보통 방법     ♧ Yo-Mama jokes ex) ↓      Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise      Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.      Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.      Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give      directions!      Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"      Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.      Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.      Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!      Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.         Be still, my beating heart. The buzz here is about a Columbian guy who dressed himself in a suit of bees. The satisfaction of landing a Guinness world record apparently quelled of a hundred stingers. Wonder who volunteered to pluck those out.   Shifting gears now. If you NASCar fans don't know what to do in the off-season, you can always race your baby. It's a competition of truly small victories and it's unique because not everyone cares about winning, not everyone knows how, and the loser is expected to cry about it.   Now, here's a scene that can make you, hamster owners, cry. It may look like the before shot in a show called "When Nature Strikes." But it is actually a freakish friendship between a snake and its lunch. Since befriending one hopeful hamster, the reptile has eaten other rodents. No one knows why it won't eat this one, but it's probably not a good idea for you to try at home.   And in other unlikely friendships, this pig is gone to the dogs!! No, these are breeder-natural piglets. They are actually purebred Border Collies without a trace of prejudice. They'll just have to get used to some nasty Yo-Mama jokes.  Reporting from Off the Beaten Path. I'm Carl Azuz.