<P> </P>
<P> Cough (Spew) out the coin </P>
<P> </P>
<P> Sam : <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> "</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">Doc, my kid has a big problem " </SPAN> </P>
<P> Doc : <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> " What happened " ?</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> Sam </SPAN>: " My kid swallolwed the Coin ".</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Doc :</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN> " How much was it " ? </SPAN><BR> Sam : <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">" 10 cents, one dime ".</SPAN> </P>
<P> Doc : "<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> Whose coins was it " ?</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Sam : </SPAN> " Of course, it's mine" .</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> Doc : </SPAN> " Okay. it will be no problem ". </SPAN> </P>
<P> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> On their way home, Dad suddenly hit </SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> his kid's back with his hand in hate,</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> then he coughed out the Coin.</SPAN> </P>
<P> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 그들은 집으로 돌아오는 길에, 아버지가</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 갑자기 그의 아이가 미워서 손으로 아이</SPAN> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 의 등을 쳣는데, 그 아이는 기침을 하면서</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 동전을 뱉어 냈읍니다. 의사의 말씀이 참</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 잘 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맞</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">습니다. 요즈음 남의돈 몇 십억,아니</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 몇</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">백억을 먹고도 소화 불량은 물론하고도</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">전혀 배탈이 나지 않는 사람들이</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 있는 판에</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 겨우</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">자기 아버지 Coin </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">10전 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">짜리 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">하나 먹고</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 서</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">배탈이 난다면 그놈</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">은 커</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">서 아무데도 쓸</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> 데</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">가</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">없을 것입니다.</SPAN></P>
<P> </P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN> A Secret Word </P>
<P> </P>
<P> There is one family who lives in urban place and</P>
<P> their house has only one room.</P>
<P> The couple wnts to make Love, but because of their</P>
<P> children, they can't do it. </P>
<P> So, the couple made a Secret Word in order to have</P>
<P> a good commnunication.</P>
<P> </P>
<P> Husband : If Ido the rooster's sound, you should </P>
<P> come to me.</P>
<P> Wife : How could you do the rooster's sound ?</P>
<P> Husband : * Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo</P>
<P> Wife : Oh, I see !</P>
<P> </P>
<P> One night, the husband cried like a rooster's sound.</P>
<P> The wife suddenly heard the sounmd of a rooster and</P>
<P> she went to the barn. and then they madee lLove imme- </P>
<P> diately. Then their children went to the barn so quickly</P>
<P> and shouting.</P>
<P> </P>
<P> Children : Chick ! Chick ! 삐 약, 삐 약!</P>
<P> * 닭- 꼬끼오 </P>
<P> </P>
<P> </P>
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