I Like Men!!

Internet Surfing 하다가 찾은 글인데 너무 재밌어서요.. 남자들은 나라를 막론하고 전세계적으로 습성이 비슷한가봐요..^^ 남자에 대하여 Pros & Cons에 관한 글입니다. 먼저 Pros (Cons가 훨씬 길답니다.^^) Pros (Keep in mind that these pros are NOT true for ALL men!!) * Kill bugs * Take out the trash * A date for holidays & weddings (According to MTL, this is not true and if they do go to weddings, they bitch about it.) * Eat Leftovers (From Ebonique) * If you get a really good one....they"ll buy you things (From Rose) * They mow the grass (From MTL) * Can always be found when we need sex (From LW) * They give you a place to warm your feet when you’re cold. (From Louise R.) * Sometimes they are sweet (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Buy you things (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Go places together (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Good for moving heavy equipment (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Can change tires (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Take the garbage out when asked (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Go get medicine when you"re sick (From Hoshokuten and Kandie) * Will all die EVENTUALLY (From Micromachine) * Make good money (From Susan T.) * Can be your best friend and your boyfriend at the same time (From Julie) * If they"re cute, they"re good to show off (From Sbbroadus) * Are easily manipulated with sex (From Michelle B.) * If he"s a good one, he will give you his jacket when it"s cold out (From Kristine) * Are naturally expected to pay when you two go out (From Kristine) * Always ready and willing and in the mood for sex (From Dru) * The sports-fans are easy to neglect for long periods and keep plenty of beer and snack foods on hand (From Dru) * Will lower an automechanic"s repair estimate with their mere presence at the shop, even if they know less about cars than you do (From Dru) * If they"re your brothers, they"ll at least offer to kick the shit out of your asshole ex-boyfriends for you (From Dru) * Always there to protect you when you are in trouble (From Dru) * Can make you warm when its cold outside (From Avius C.) * A few tugs and they"re ready for sex (From Angel S.) * Can *fix* your car (From Angel S.) * Know exactly what to say to make you feel better (From Xsimply) * Make good friends (From Xsimply) * Some will be a gentleman and open the door for you (From rdjmyers) * Open jars (From Janice K.) * Can usually unclog the toilet - this is the only time they will ever approach it in terms of performing a household chore (From Janice K.) * Will usually volunteer to get your car serviced or inspected (From Janice K.) * At least they have a penis. It might be small but at least they have it - most of the time (From SS) * Know where that dipstick thing is on the car (From Urbanbbb) * They genuinely care about the women they love (From Sladylace) * Buy you expensive gifts (From KeepIt2ge) * Take care of your finances for you (From KeepIt2ge) * Put gas in the car for you (From KeepIt2ge) * Can easily be "whipped" (From KeepIt2ge) * Good for moving large furniture (From Elora D.) * Their presence makes it less likely that other dumb men will hit on you (From Elora D.) * As friends, be there for you no matter what and give you good advice on dating guys (From Elora D.) * Girls feels safe with their boyfriends (From Amanda) * Hold you when you are upset..if you got a good guy (From Angel02Model) * Something to laugh at (From Laura F.) * If you find one that can go for hours, keep him (From Danie) * Rubs your back when you had a really hard day (From Felisha) * When they sneak up behind you and wrap their arms around your shoulders and kiss your neck (From Sammy) * Have dicks (From EvlGoddess) * You can get them to do ANYTHING if you just tell them you"ll "make it worth his while" (From Laura) * If they like to cook, it"s not hard to get them to make you dinner if they think they might get sex out of the deal (From Laura) * If you"re really mad at them, it"s TOO EASY to get them back by giving them blue balls (From Laura) * Nice to cuddle up with when you"re upset or cold (From Sara) * Make you smile when you hear their voice (From Sara) * Get that sad look whenever they know you"re mad (From Allison F.) * Worry constantly about you even if you"re totally safe (From Allison F.) * Get that hurt look if you move back when they touch you (From Allison F.) * Care about you so much that when you get hurt, they feel sad about it even if it"s a little thing (From Gaby) * You always have someone there that would be willing to do anything for you - well for the first few weeks or so (From Saralu) * Gives you a big arm to wrap up in and a chest and heart beat to fall asleep with. (From The brat, OK) * Can be made to feel guilty so easily. (From Lauren) * You can easily manipulate them into giving you compliments. (From Boyssuck) * Doesn"t want to share you with other guys because he thinks you are that special and doesn"t want to lose you. (From StuyGal, NY) * Doesn"t mind sleeping on the wet spot and cleans up the mess he made. (From StuyGal, NY) * Has yummy arm muscles that I like to grope. (From StuyGal, NY) * Envisions you being the mother of his babies. (From StuyGal, NY) * Brings you Jello and Soup when you get sick. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ) * Strokes your hair when you put your head on their shoulder. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ) * Wears the shirt you got them even though its totally not their style. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ) * Treats you like you are their little princess, and are willing to take care of you no matter what happens! (From Tigger, Canada) * The first couple of weeks of dating he makes you smile for no reason. (From Llavender, FL) * If you"ve had a horrible, rotten day, they can make you laugh and help you forget about it. (From Amanda, OR) * Their boxers make great shorts! (From DLynn, LA) * Finds it an amazing pasttime to watch you do your make-up or wash your hair. (From Brande Mae, NY) * Finds out what your favorite candy bar is and then surprises you with 7 jumbo sized ones for no special occaision (From Brande Mae, NY) * Knows just the right way to pursuade you and buy you things even when you tell him not to waste all his money on you. (From Brande Mae, NY) * When you"re in his arms how safe and warm and loved it makes you feel. (From Brande Mae, NY) * How time goes by so fast with him. (From Brande Mae, NY) * How he always insists on buying lunch. (From Brande Mae, NY) * Without them women will not be "superior", you need them for comparing. (From Satanclaus) * Good to cuddle with in bed. (From Valvlopardo) * Sends cute notes while they are away. (From Valvlopardo) * The way you can smell their cologne when they"re not around and it reminds you of him. (From Valvlopardo) * The way he makes you feel when he has roses sent to your house. (From Valvlopardo) * The way he says I love you in front of his parents and friends. (From Valvlopardo) * When you"re scared he makes you feel like nothing is wrong. (From Valvlopardo) * The way he touches your face so gently with his big hands. (From Valvlopardo) * The way he washes your hair in the shower. (From Valvlopardo)