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New! Everyday New Jokes!
This is Oprah Yang.
I will make you happy for about two minutes.
Let me begin with this.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
"Chop chop"
Chop is sound that helicopter blades make. Chop Chop means quickly and hurry up.
An old lady goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I would be mortified. For example, I have passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you cannot tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage, now we have to work on your hearing."
Thank you for watching this video clip. This is Everyday New Jokes. I'm Oprah Yang. I approve this message. Have a great day.
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I want my video will be a viral one someday. -D LOL
Seven days past since I first started to vlog here. Vlog(Video blog) is very cool thing to do. I'm enjoying it now.
I heard several great jokes from many students in morning NPR class. Why don't you start upload video clips of your own? It is fun as well as it will help you to practice your English.
How about having entertaining hobby?
And PS. Respectfully, I'm not accepting any business mail or business deals at this time. I don't promote things in exchange for money, nor do I care to be on television. Thank you.
LOL I'm just kidding LOL :D
Catch you later.
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첫댓글 I'm happy to see your video clip which contains joke. kkkk...
I always get energized thanks to your funny jokes~^^
Get on oprah Yang~