[KBO] 좌타 우타를 떠나서 믿을 수 없는 일이 계속 일어나는 오늘의 KBO

<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" data-link-newwindow="_blank"><a href="https://cafe.daum.net/subdued20club" target="_blank" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" width="288" height="288" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/c66b4a1a23c64192bd183f48a1868843d96257d5" data-origin-width="1024" data-origin-height="1024"></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">출처: 여성시대 괘씸한괘씸괘<br><br><br>1. 젠슨 황 시구</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e9c442538d38a959a73c07e428db6dccc4e8b352" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e9c442538d38a959a73c07e428db6dccc4e8b352" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/dfccb8de49e509efcc9f26304baffeb9bc7e628b" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/dfccb8de49e509efcc9f26304baffeb9bc7e628b" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/58eb3babbb011ca7ff8966cae4d0bc310e792915" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/58eb3babbb011ca7ff8966cae4d0bc310e792915" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"></div><p style="text-align: center;">빈볼 ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ 두산 vs 엔비디아 벤클 가보자고<br><br><br>2. 젠슨 황 댄스타임</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/07fe52a61c5ac5a1351909ac744c588f235c3e8f" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/07fe52a61c5ac5a1351909ac744c588f235c3e8f" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8836664ca82c00a5f634b689bbb69e04983b38a0" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8836664ca82c00a5f634b689bbb69e04983b38a0" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;">오재일: 춤은 잘 못추네요<br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0bb37bbeabca13bd4369c0f602971f53f4dea3b3" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/0bb37bbeabca13bd4369c0f602971f53f4dea3b3" data-origin-width="1345" data-origin-height="1289"></div><p style="text-align: center;">두산 4:1로 지는 중이라 옆에서 표정 개썩은<br>두산 회장 / 베어스 구단주 박정원<br><br><br>3. 데이비슨 3루타</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e8aac6fc811d7ed9497b14f047391514db51cfac" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e8aac6fc811d7ed9497b14f047391514db51cfac" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/5415ccbebaa293c267506ec1a2527b48e859a63e" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/5415ccbebaa293c267506ec1a2527b48e859a63e" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9344d11946b3212722c4e53019819ab9242444d7" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9344d11946b3212722c4e53019819ab9242444d7" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption">이우성 죽겟워요 ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ</div></div><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f031e8d51ab25dc5dfa1110549b366a25b9bb4bd" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/f031e8d51ab25dc5dfa1110549b366a25b9bb4bd" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><br>4. 디아즈 도루</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9f38e2cac53bcc73f55c16d120dd01ba2b62e093" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9f38e2cac53bcc73f55c16d120dd01ba2b62e093" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fad7746d22a0d389ec27493734f06fdef8bb9881" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/fad7746d22a0d389ec27493734f06fdef8bb9881" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;">표정ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄴ<br><br><br>5. 개가 개를 산책시키는 문학<br><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063517144487505926" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://x.com/i/status/2063517144487505926</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="X의 이공사님(@204_hw)" data-og-description="개가 개를 산책시키네" data-og-host="x.com" data-og-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063517144487505926" data-og-url="https://x.com/204_hw/status/2063517144487505926" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/qluAa/dJMb82MKXb0/A8NX0HNLsTA1cBzurreSG0/kakaolink40_original.jpg?width=1536&height=2048"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063517144487505926" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063517144487505926"><div class="og-image"><img class="thumb_img" src="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/qluAa/dJMb82MKXb0/A8NX0HNLsTA1cBzurreSG0/kakaolink40_original.jpg?width=1536&height=2048" alt="" xxxxonerror="this.src="//img1.kakaocdn.net/thumb/C200x200/?fname=https%3A%2F%2Ft1.daumcdn.net%2Fcafe_image%2Fcafe_meta_image_190529.png""></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">X의 이공사님(@204_hw)</p><p class="og-desc">개가 개를 산책시키네</p><p class="og-host">x.com</p></div></a></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7f3e189ca14bcc0e55cb6b33a399c0341867e7ea" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7f3e189ca14bcc0e55cb6b33a399c0341867e7ea" data-origin-width="1080" data-origin-height="1896"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br><br>+또 추가 6. 창원 코치가 서호철 엉덩이 만져서<br>엉덩사<br><br>서호철이 런다운에 걸렸고 태그 시점에 서호철이 3루 밟고 있어서 살아있는 상태 + 서호철이 발 뗀 상태에서 박민우가 3루 밟고 있어서 박민우도 살아있는 상태<br>박동원 아무도 못죽임 서호철 발 떼자마자 다시 후속 플레이로 서호철 태그해야 죽는데<br>갑자기 코치가 서호철 엉덩이 만져서 서호철 죽음<br><br>(홈런 아니고 플레이 중 코치는 선수 터치하면 주자 아웃임)</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7da7bce92e3edae6e9aadb383ce99a8b73d1d3de" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7da7bce92e3edae6e9aadb383ce99a8b73d1d3de" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7b326bbfb6f951ae698bcf37388df97ec5974d78" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/7b326bbfb6f951ae698bcf37388df97ec5974d78" data-origin-width="654" data-origin-height="368"><div class="figcaption">궁뎅이 만지기 레드레드</div></div><p style="text-align: left;"><br><br>+) 번외<br><br>1. 젠슨 황이랑 셀카찍는 베어스의 싼티달주<br><br><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="X의 Go..님(@anjskrn)" data-og-description="다시 보니까 젠슨황이랑 셀카찍는 사람 “손아섭”" data-og-host="x.com" data-og-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420" data-og-url="https://x.com/anjskrn/status/2063534362197721420" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/bvAqEY/dJMb85vWPuS/8TgS3NYMM1Sc05tnr0yA5K/kakaolink40_original.png?width=1200&height=1200"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420"><div class="og-image"><img class="thumb_img" src="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/bvAqEY/dJMb85vWPuS/8TgS3NYMM1Sc05tnr0yA5K/kakaolink40_original.png?width=1200&height=1200" alt="" xxxxonerror="this.src="//img1.kakaocdn.net/thumb/C200x200/?fname=https%3A%2F%2Ft1.daumcdn.net%2Fcafe_image%2Fcafe_meta_image_190529.png""></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">X의 Go..님(@anjskrn)</p><p class="og-desc">다시 보니까 젠슨황이랑 셀카찍는 사람 “손아섭”</p><p class="og-host">x.com</p></div></a></div><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420" data-link-newwindow="_self"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063534362197721420" target="_top" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e743f7a0c34bf05d2aa4bbb894ce7f6755a6f11f" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/e743f7a0c34bf05d2aa4bbb894ce7f6755a6f11f" data-origin-width="1080" data-origin-height="1707"></a><div class="figcaption">누르면 영상</div></div><p style="text-align: center;">2. 잠실 맥주뽀이한테 맥주 한잔 값으로 5만원 주는 젠슨 황</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/bc6748dd282923080b2a81628c07e2446551ab81" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/bc6748dd282923080b2a81628c07e2446551ab81" data-origin-width="3544" data-origin-height="1992"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;">3. 1루 테이블에 치킨 113마리 뿌린 젠슨황</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/783668cdf9849e90074b1db222be6fb5c26364b4" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/783668cdf9849e90074b1db222be6fb5c26364b4" data-origin-width="1290" data-origin-height="640"><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;">오재일: 저녁에 치킨 회동이 있는 걸로 아는데 저도 가면 안되나요?<br>두산팬: 황씨가 치킨 다 털어가면 우린 그럼 뭐먹어<br><br><br><br>4. 이즈나 방지민 코코 시구 보고 <br>진짜 행복해 보이는 황떤 투수<br><br><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" target="_blank" class="ke-link">https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503</a></p><div class="figure-open" contenteditable="false" data-ke-type="opengraph" data-ke-align="alignCenter" data-og-type="website" data-og-title="X의 ◠.◠님(@_smilekia)" data-og-description="미쳣네 걍" data-og-host="x.com" data-og-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" data-og-url="https://x.com/_smilekia/status/2063532673986138503" data-og-image="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/c7Tqox/dJMb9eTXiSr/qlRu6nU6Y002veN4NfAme1/kakaolink40_original.png?width=1200&height=1200"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" target="_blank" data-source-url="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503"><div class="og-image"><img class="thumb_img" src="http://scrap.kakaocdn.net/dn/c7Tqox/dJMb9eTXiSr/qlRu6nU6Y002veN4NfAme1/kakaolink40_original.png?width=1200&height=1200" alt="" xxxxonerror="this.src="//img1.kakaocdn.net/thumb/C200x200/?fname=https%3A%2F%2Ft1.daumcdn.net%2Fcafe_image%2Fcafe_meta_image_190529.png""></div><div class="og-text"><p class="og-title">X의 ◠.◠님(@_smilekia)</p><p class="og-desc">미쳣네 걍</p><p class="og-host">x.com</p></div></a></div><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" data-link-newwindow="_self"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" target="_top" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8ad4927d9e1c8ef8b3aa8d1dfc27072d774fd31c" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/8ad4927d9e1c8ef8b3aa8d1dfc27072d774fd31c" data-origin-width="1080" data-origin-height="1417"></a><div class="figcaption">누르면 영상</div></div><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin" data-link="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" data-link-newwindow="_self"><a href="https://x.com/i/status/2063532673986138503" target="_top" class="ke-link"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/111f02986d2ff68ca8834458dbba640245373ee8" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/111f02986d2ff68ca8834458dbba640245373ee8" data-origin-width="1080" data-origin-height="1549"></a><div class="figcaption"></div></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br>tmi 젠슨 황은 유명한 패요라고 함<br>(두산 유니폼 그대로 입고 치킨집 가는중이래)<br><br>tmi.2 황동하는 트리플에스 포토이즘을 찍은 전적이 있다</p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/2a1c20702b3b4a0f73d8749dad879734b44a4d72" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/2a1c20702b3b4a0f73d8749dad879734b44a4d72" data-origin-width="1908" data-origin-height="2048"></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><div class="figure-img" data-ke-type="image" data-ke-style="alignCenter" data-ke-mobilestyle="widthOrigin"><img src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9a0de18ad703604aeefee8bbb39845cb38ffc728" class="txc-image" data-img-src="https://t1.daumcdn.net/cafeattach/1IHuH/9a0de18ad703604aeefee8bbb39845cb38ffc728" data-origin-width="1080" data-origin-height="1080"></div><p style="text-align: center;">문제 시 깐부치킨가서 젠슨 황 치킨 훔쳐먹고 옴</p>