<p>Bart : [ Sighs ] The life of a frog. That's the life for me.</p><p>Marge : Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months living in France?</p><p>Bart : France? Wow!</p><p> </p><p>Homer : He makes me crazy / 12 months a year. At least / you get the summer off.</p><p>Skinner : Mm-hmm.</p><p> </p><p>Bart : And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?</p><p>Marge : Yes, Bart.</p><p>Bart : Wow! And one back?</p><p>Marge : Mm-hmm. Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic / about the idea.</p><p>Homer / Skinner : Yes, baby! Way to go! Bon voyage, boy.</p><p> </p><p>Marge : [ Kissing ] Good-bye, my special... my special little guy. You will write us, won't you?</p><p>Bart : All the time.</p><p>Lisa : What do you know about France?</p><p>Bart : I know / I'm going, and you're not.</p><p>Homer : I'm gonna miss you, son. And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights, always remember / that you're representing your country. I guess / what I'm saying is, don't mess up France / the way you messed up your room.</p><p>Bart : Okay, Dad.</p><p>Crew member : Is <one of you> going to be on the charter flight?</p><p>Bart : Yes, sir.</p><p>Crew member : Mm-hmm. Come along.</p><p>[All] Bye. / Be good. / We'll miss you.</p><p> </p><p>[ TIRANA, ALBANIA ]</p><p>[ PARIS, FRANCE ]</p><p> </p><p>Bart : Hey, man, watch it. ....... Oh! Hey, man. It's me, Bart Simpson.</p><p>Ugolin : Okay, kid. Let's go.</p><p>Bart : Hey!</p><p> </p><p>Bart : How much longer, sir? This is where we're going, right? Chateau Maison.</p><p> </p><p>Cesar : [ Speaking French ] Ah, Maurice. Once the American boy arrives, your days of back-breaking labor will be over.</p><p> </p><p>Bart : Eww. What a dump!</p><p> </p><p>Lisa : You know, in Albania, the unit of currency is called the lek.</p><p>Homer : [ Laughs ] You gotta be kiddin'. The lek.</p><p>Lisa : And the national flag is a two-headed eagle on a red field.</p><p>Homer : Give me the old stars and stripes.</p><p>Lisa : And the main export is furious political thought.</p><p>Homer : Political what?</p><p>[ Announcement ] : Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two, Tirana to Springfield, is now arriving.</p><p> </p><p>Cesar : Welcome to your new home.</p><p>Ugolin : Escape is impossible.</p><p>Cesar : My name is Cesar. This is my nephew, Ugolin. You may find life here at the chateau hard, but if you shut up and do exactly what we say, the time will pass / more quickly.</p><p>Ugolin : He's right, you know.</p><p>Bart : Well, okay, sir.</p><p> </p><p>Marge : Adil?</p><p>Adil : Mother?</p><p>Marge : Well, I guess / for the next few months, yes, I will be your mother.</p><p>Adil : And this must be Lisa and Maggie. And you must be my new father, Homer.</p><p>Homer : Affectionate little Albanian, isn't he?</p>
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