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- Moojuker(발음클리닉)
[Everyday New Jokes-May.30] Oprah Yang
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11.05.30 14:19
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첫댓글 Oprah~ I think, You post the video clip with untiring dedication of MJ student to free from anxiety. Thank you every day every new joke!
Thank you back =3
You! always beyond my expectation!
Thanks a lot =3 Keep Cool~!
whenever I watch your joke, I envy your clear and loud voice! T.T
Say it! "English is our first language!" Then you will have crystal clear pronunciation like BBC announcer! =3