A joke to lighten up your day ...

[김은현]

Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Women Shoppers

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6      
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights.  There is, however, a catch.  As you open the door to any    
floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you 
cannot go back down except to exit the building.                          
                                                                           
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first    
floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."  The   
woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my    
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"  So up she goes.         
                                                                           
The second floor sign reads:  "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love     
kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's   
further up?"  And up she goes again.                                      
                                                                           
Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are 
extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's    
upstairs?"                                                                
                                                                           
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,   
are extremely good looking and help with the housework."   "Wow!" exclaims
the woman, "very tempting.  BUT, there must be more further up!" And again
she heads up another flight.                                              
                                                                           
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me!  But just think... what must be awaiting me       
further on?"  So up to the sixth floor she goes.                          
                                                                           
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to   
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as   
proof that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for shopping Husband
Mart and have a nice day."  

[신종찬]

Oh! there is no limitaton in that woman's desire. That might be true for you and me!

[김은현]

Sounds like you liked the joke. I have tons of these jokes in store. Come 'n visit here everyday :-)

[신종찬]

You must be a richman because you have such a large store. Can you tell me how much it is roughly?

[김승규]

Very funny, it can be the nature of almost all human beings, I think. Pls let me see another one stored in your cabinet evrery morning, but short story will be better for me since I don't have much time to spend here. Sigh...

[김은현]

Your point is well taken. Sorry about that. I will try to post lighter stuff going forward. Thanks for your feedback.

[김승규]

Eugene, I don't mean this one is longer or heavier than I expected. Don't worry, It's not too long and not too short, good enough for me to enjoy for the short rest. Also, we should consider that there can be lots of potential readers here who probably enjoy your postings.

[운영자]

Is there any store that sells wifes in U.S. We have many stores in which we can exchange wifes each others.hahaha