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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff007f><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">부모와 아들의 관계 변천사</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><FONT color=#6600ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">으앙~ 하고 태어날때 내 아들 </SPAN></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">사춘기가 되면 남남</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">군대가면 손님, </SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">장가가면 사돈</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">낳을 땐 1촌, 대학가면 4촌</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">제대하면 8촌, 결혼하면 사돈의 8촌</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">애 낳으면 동포, 이민가면 해외동포 </SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">장가간 아들은 희미한 옛 사랑의 그림자</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">출가시킨 후의 아들은 큰도둑, 며느리는 좀도둑</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">손자들은 떼강도, 빚진 아들은 내 아들</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">잘난 아들은 나라의 아들, 돈 잘버는 아들은 사돈의 아들</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">딸 둘에 아들 하나면 금메달</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">딸 하나 아들 하나면 동메달</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">아들만 둘이면 목메달</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">아들 둘 둔 엄마는 갈데없는 처량한 노파</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">딸 둘 둔 엄마는 해외 여행가 전문</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">딸 하나 둔 엄마는 딸네집 설거지 꾼</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">아들 하나 둔 엄마는 양로원 신세</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림"><STRONG style="FONT-FAMILY: null"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt" color=#6600ff>재산 안주면 맞아 죽고,</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">반만 주면 졸려 죽고,</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT color=#6600ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim,굴림">다 주면 굶어 죽는다.</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
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