이번주 The Simpsons 강의 대본 : 시즌2 에피소드16 (3)

※이번 시간 주요 문법 -둘 중 하나는 one, 나머지 하나는 the other -감탄문-의례적인 표현인 if I could등 ※이번 시간 주요 표현 와, 글씨 정말 이쁘게 쓰시네요  좀 먹어도 돼? -- 덤벼들어!  댁의 아이는 커서 뭐가 되길 기대하시나요?  턱도 없는 소리!  그런 바보 같은 말이 어딨어? 난 무슨 차이가 있는지 모르겠어~ 저 그런 말 많이 들어요. 손흥민은 항상 이렇게 잘해. 저 전등은 가끔 저절로 켜졌다 꺼졌다 해.  ~이면 어떡하죠[어떡할 건가요]?  인생의 동반자등 이번 시간 마지막에 리사의 진짜 멋있는 말이 기다리고 있습니다. 저와 감상하시죠.   The Simpsons / S2 E16 Bart's Dog Gets an F ➂ 1. [ Emily Winthrop's Canine College ]Emily Winthrop : What lovely handwriting! Have a toffee. Such a neat job. Have at them. Well done! (Ooh! Aw!) Now, if I could borrow Satan's Little Helper.Bart : Santa's Little Helper.Emily Winthrop : Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know / that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. Stuff and nonsense / taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits! Let me tell you the two most important words / you will ever hear in your life, choke chain. You raise a dog / the same way you would raise a child: with simple, authoritative commands. Lay down! Followed by immediate correction.Martin : How can we tell / if we're doing this maneuver effectively?Emily Winthrop : The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color / ever so slightly.Bart : Is my dog dead, ma'am?Emily Winthrop : [ Chuckling ] You don't know how often I'm asked that. "Choke chain" is a misnomer. Trust me. They are always breathing. 2.[ Woman on TV ] Jack, I think / the baby might be yours.[ Man on TV ] Oh, I'm sure it is, doll face. But I'd like to see you prove it.[ Woman on TV ] You treat me like garbage.[ Man on TV ] [ Chuckling ] That's because that's the way you love it, baby. Lisa : Gee, is it always this good?Marge : Mmm, I don't know. I just step in and out. I'm only watching today / because Brandy is coming out of her coma, and she knows / the phony prince's body is hidden / in the boathouse. [ Barking ] Bad dog!Lisa : Bad dog! Don't worry, Snowball. [ Babbling Nonsense ] Mom, what will we do / if Santa's Little Helper doesn't learn anything / in obedience school?Marge : I don't know. [ Woman on TV ] Father McGrath! I thought / you were dead.Father McGrath : I was! 3.Emily Winthrop : There are two ways / for a dog to relieve himself. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life. The other is like a hose without a fireman. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?Bart : Like a hose, Your Wrinkled Highness. 4.Homer : I changed my mind. I decided / I don't want these shoes.[ Man ] Hey, wait a minute. What happened here?Homer : Well, my faithful dog was bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart / in his mouth.[ Man ] I'm sorry, sir. Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog. Homer : [ Gasps ] Big cookie! (Aloha!) Aloha![ Woman ] Would you like a free sample?Homer : The price is right. Mmm! Ooh! "Macamademia" nuts.[ Woman ] If you'd like to buy some, they're only a dollar each.Homer : Oh, so that's your little plan! Get us addicted, then jack up the price! ... Well, you win. ....... "(This macamademia nut cookie is) property of Homer J. Simpson. Hands off!" 5.Lisa : Look, Mom, I finished my patch. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. [ Coughs ] On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. He taught me / that even the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. And on the right is Bleeding Gums Murphy. He taught me / that music is like a fire in your belly / that comes out of your mouth, so you better stick an instrument / in front of it. (Hmm.) And look. [ Both Hum ] Marge : Come on, Homer. I want you to see / what your sick little girl did. [ Screaming ]