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<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444">Script >>></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444">Hey, Moojukers! Today I wanna talk to you about the importance of setting limits. Creative people sometimes have way too much to say so they have to condense it all to effective space and time. That’s why limits are important. I could have talked about it forever which is why the limit of this intro is 20 seconds. New! Everyday New Jokes!</SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444">The most epic joke today is</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>What do little ghosts wear when it rains?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>BOO-ts!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>An udder failure.</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>Why did the bird go to jail?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>Because it was using fowl language!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>What do you call two banana peels?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>How did the rocket lose his job?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>He was fired!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444">Thanks for watching this video clip. This is Everyday New Jokes. I'm Oprah Yang. I approve this message. Have a great day.</SPAN></FONT></P>
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- Moojuker(발음클리닉)
[Everyday New Jokes-June.11] Oprah Yang
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11.06.11 16:53
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첫댓글 Wow. your video editing ability become more professional. limit is important right, and I cannot lose my tension while watching your video clip. XD
kk THX. I changed the video editing tool. Have a great day. =3