이번주 The Simpsons 강의 대본 : 시즌2 에피소드17 (2)

The Simpsons / S2 E17 Old Money ② 1. [ HERMAN'S MILITARY ANTIQUES ]Abe : Herman, a very special lady is having a birthday tomorrow.Herman : Ah, the Battleship New Jersey.Abe : No, you idiot! My girlfriend Bea! And since this is the only store / I know ...Herman : Oh, Grampa, nothing says "I love you" better than a military antique. Let's take a look at the bayonet case, huh?Abe : Hey, what's that?Herman : That, my friend, was Napoleon's hat.Abe : It doesn't look like Napoleon's hat.Herman : Well, it's not the famous hat. It's the one / he wore for a week in April, 1796, just before he defeated the Sardinians.Abe : Ooh! How much? ($400.) Yeah? I'll give you five bucks.Herman : That's not the kind of offer / you should make / to a man with a Gatling gun under the counter. Why don't you try Grandma's World? .......[ Man ] Yo, active wear, I need a price check on a wool shawl. 2.Homer : Dad, it's the third Sunday of the month! You know what that means.Abe : Go away!Homer : Come on, Dad. I promise / we'll have more fun / this time. We're gonna see lions!Abe : I can't go! It's my girlfriend Bea's birthday.Homer : Oh, you have a girlfriend. [ Chuckling ] Well, happy birthday, Bea. She can come with us. Hey, there's room for all your friends / in the car.Abe : Doh! She's not invisible, you idiot! See, it's her birthday tonight! (Yeah, right.) Homer : Hey, you kids! Stop kicking the seat!Abe : I'm kicking the seat!Marge : Dad, don't you want to know / where we're going? (No.)[ All Together ] Discount Lion Safari!Abe : Damn these childproof doors! 3. [ DISCOUNT LION SAFARI / "IF YOU CAN FIND A CHEAPER LION, YOU MUST BE IN AFRICA." ]Marge : Hello![ Man ] That'll be $18.50, Bwana.Lisa : "Do not feed animals. Do not allow animals in the car. Do not make eye contact with animals."Abe : Are we in Africa yet? Bart : Hey, didn't anybody notice / this place sucks?Lisa : It seems that most of the animals are sleeping.Homer : Well, let 'em sleep / on their own time![ DO NOT ENTER ]Marge : Homer, are you sure / this is the right way? The road seems to have gotten awfully bumpy.[ Screams ] [ Roars ]Abe : What a wingding! This is much better than my girlfriend's birthday party!Marge : Homer?Homer : Bart, get out and push.Lisa : Yeah, Bart. Get out and push.Bart : No way, Jose.Abe : Okay, we've seen a lion. Can we go now? [ All Screaming ] (Oh, Bea!)[ Man ] [ Gunshot ] Mr. Simpson, I presume. 4.Abe : Out of my way. I got a date with an angel.Jasper : You don't know / how right you are, Abe. (What?) I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but, uh... Bea passed away last night. (Oh, no!) It was her ticker. The doc said / her left ventricle burst.Abe : Oh, no, Jasper. They may say / she died of a burst ventricle, but I know / she died of a broken heart.