이번주 The Simpsons 강의 대본 : 시즌2 에피소드18 (4)

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※이번 시간 주요 표현

-나 지금 진짜 약 오르거든! 
-(이번) 일 되게 안 풀리네. 
-유일하게 남은 사람은 ~이다. 
-돈 가지고 쩨쩨하게 굴지 마. 
-시험 3일 남았어. 
-사장님, 개관이 6일 남았다는 거 기억하셔야 해요. [주어를 I로] 
-나 다이어트 중이야.
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The Simpsons / S2 E18 Brush With Greatness ➃

1. [ Springfield Art Exhibit / Judging Today ]

[ Man ] Hmm. Mmm. Hmm. [ Sighs ] Hmm. Yeah.

Marge : I can't believe it! (Yeah, Mom!)

Homer : Whoo-hoo! I'm a work of art! Last Supper, eat your heart out.

2.

Burns : Garbage! What matchbook art school did you flunk out of, you ham-fisted, near-sighted house painter? Smithers, throw this on the dung heap.

[ Painter ] I'm sorry. This isn't working out. I quit.

Burns : Well, Smithers, I.. [ Door Slams ] guess / that's what you call your artistic temperament.

Smithers : Sir, I must remind you that the dedication of the Burns Wing of the museum is only six days away.

Burns : Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait was as half-baked as your idea about me having children. Smithers, find me an artist!

Smithers : Sir, I.. I'm afraid / you've systematically alienated Springfield's entire art community. The only one left is this Mrs. Homer Simpson.

Burns : Who?

Smithers : Well, she won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair and is the wife of an employee. She'll be easily intimidated.

Burns : Excellent. Once again, the wheel has turned, and Dame Fortune has hugged Montgomery Burns to her sweet, perfumed bosom. Somebody up there likes me, Smithers.

Smithers : Somebody down here likes you too, sir.

Burns : Shut up!

3.

Homer : Doh! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 249! Yeah! Wah-wah-wah! Marge! Marge! Look at me! My clothes are just hangin' off me.

Marge : Mm, that's wonderful, isn't it, kids?

Lisa : Great. [ To Bart ] Pass the moo juice.

Marge : Kids, remember what I told you / about showing a little support?

Lisa : Way to go, Dad!

Bart : You look mah-velous!

Homer : Oh, what a family.

[ Man1 ] Hey, what gives? These doughnuts are pilin' up.

[ Man2 ] Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet.

[ Man1 ] Oh, my God. And I just bought a boat.

4.

Burns : [ Grunting ] Well? Don't people answer the door / these days?

Smithers : Allow me, sir. Open up! Open up!

Marge : Mr. Burns! Oh, w-would you like to come in?

Smithers : [ To Marge ] Mr. Burns would like to commission you to do a portrait of him. Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?

Marge : Well, no. Just Ringo Starr.

Smithers : (Rin-go?) He was the drummer for a rock and roll combo / called the Beatles, sir.

Burns : Beatles, eh? Oh, yes. I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling / on the old Sullivan Show. What was Ed thinking? Mrs. Simpson, this commission and all of its glory can be yours. But first you must look me straight in the eye and answer one simple question.

Marge : Okay, shoot.

Burns : Can you make me beautiful?

Marge : Mmm, I don't think / that will be a problem.

Burns : I'm no matinee idol, you know.

Marge : Well, maybe not, but I have the gift of being able to see inner beauty.

Burns : Hmm. Mrs. Simpson, you may immortalize me.

Smithers : Oh, sir, at last the world will see you / as I always have.

Burns : Yes, yes, yes. Now, don't be stingy with the blush, Smithers. .... Now you, paint! (Mmm!)