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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444" >And this is New! Everyday New Jokes!</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 7pt" ></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444" ><FONT size=3>The most epic joke today is</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>What did the penny say to the $100 bill?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>You’re worth a lot of money but make no cents!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>What did the alien say to the plant?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>Take me to your weeder!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>Did you hear the one about the spaceship?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444" >Thanks for watching this video clip. This is Everyday New Jokes. I'm Oprah Yang. I approve this message. Have a great day.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 7pt" ></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; " >So tell me guys</SPAN><FONT size=2><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444" >,</SPAN><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000> </FONT></SPAN></B></FONT><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; ; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>What do you get when you cross a camera with a mouse?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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- Moojuker(발음클리닉)
[Everyday New Jokes-June.29] Oprah Yang
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11.06.29 15:21
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