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<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: auto 0cm 1.6pt" class=a><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; COLOR: #444444">Hey, Camera! How’s it going? My name is Oprah Yang. Sometimes there’s a certain task that we have to do but we avoid it by doing other menial things. Look at me. I’ve been meaning to memorize whole the paragraphs of Bulgogi but I’m riding a bike right now. Sorry for procrastination. Anyway this is New! Everyday New Jokes!</SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=#000000>Why is it that you should not tell a cow a secret?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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[Everyday New Jokes-July.03] Oprah Yang
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첫댓글 I feel energetic with all this fresh air in your video clip :) Thanks as always!
An Exuberant welcome to my video clip, with capital E! =3 Thank you back!
Oprah, I really like this kind of intro.^^ how about trying joke while riding a bike.^^ I hope to see that soom^^:D
I'm big fan of you~
I wanna ride a bike and tell some jokes! But I don't have my own bike. So I'm not sure when will be the next 'bike-riding joke time'
Thank you for your comments! I really appreciate it =3