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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" ><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>Where do cows come from?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" ><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>Cow-afornia!</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" ><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'" ><FONT color=#000000>What did one pig say to the other pig?</FONT></SPAN></B></P>
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- Moojuker(발음클리닉)
[Everyday New Jokes-July.09] Oprah Yang
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11.07.09 23:45
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첫댓글 Because they just finished a March!! I will rise to the coupon challenge! kk
Yep! That's right answer~ Thank you! =3