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- Moojuker(발음클리닉)
[Everyday New Jokes-July.12] Oprah Yang
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11.07.12 15:37
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첫댓글 How creative you are.. do you make joke yourself??
Most of them come from world wide web where the most giant spider lives. =3 Keep CooL